Call Me Cuz Jokes
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Funniest Call Me Cuz Short Jokes
Short call me cuz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The call me cuz humour may include short someone called jokes also.
- What do you call a family member who doesn't support their arguments with evidence? Just cuz.
(I came up with this just now and I'm so proud of it and I haven't slept in 3 days) - Why is Whole Foods' house brand called 365? Cuz you have to work 365 days a year to afford it.
- Call me the 7th noble gas. Cuz I'm Og.
(yay for the completion of the 7th row of the periodic table!) - They call me Mary Kay Cuz old women love me, and I spend a lot of time in the backseat of cars
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Call Me Cuz One Liners
Which call me cuz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with call me cuz? I can suggest the ones about phone call and call me maybe.
- Call me an escalator Cuz I let people down.
- Girl, you can call me RNA II Polymerase ... ...cuz I'm gonna unzip your genes
- I have a friend named Brownstonien Jazorini But I call her BJ cuz thats a mouthful
- They call me "Roundup"..... Cuz I'm a weedkiller.
- When your girl gets pregnant- B:Call me Snapchat G: why?
B: Cuz i'll be gone in 24 hours - Why you can't give a call in Yosemite valley? Cuz it's invalid phone number
- They call me ill lyricist... Cuz I have a doctors appointment.
- Someone call a knight in shining armor... cuz today's a draggin.
- Why do they call Cactus Jack, Cactus Jack? Cuz he'll be chasin' them tumbleweed!
- They call me fireman Cuz I turn on the h**...
- What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, cuz he's not quite an ese
- Do you know why we don't have a m**...'s day ? Cuz it's called Father's day....
- What do you call a cousin who goes Syria on a holiday? **Dumb-a**...-cuz**
Call Me Cuz Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about call me cuz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean telephone call jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make call me cuz pranks.
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A guy calls up his wife's doctor...
and asks "Is there any way you can tighten things up down there, cuz she's getting a little loose?"
The doctor says "Have you ever thought of using the other hole?"
The guy says "Are you crazy? I could get her pregnant!"
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U know why Christians call the preist 'Father' ?
Cuz calling them Daddy would be too suspicious.
statistical joke
I walk up to you and ask
"What's the statistical probability that I could call your mama to divide her median interval??"
It takes you a second, but you realize that there's no variable to that question cuz she's all about my p-value!!!!!!
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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?
A philosopher.
Cuz he's a deep thinker.
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A frog goes to the bank to get a loan...
A frog goes to the bank to get a loan, walks up to the teller, sees her name tag and says politely "Hello Ms. Pattywack I would like to take out a loan." She asks him his name and he replies "Kermit McJagger". She then asks him if he has any collateral and he places a small elephant statue on the table. She says "Sir this will not do." The frog says that's ridiculous let me see the manager. So she calls out the manager and explains the situation. He says everything is fine he gets the loan. Ms. Pattywack was very annoyed he would give a loan to this frog that easily when he had no collateral. She yells at the manager "what do you think you're doing?! He doesn't have anything!" Then she turns to the frog and yells "What is that s**... thing anyway?" By now the manager has had enough and says "That's a knick knack Pattywack now give this frog a loan, cuz his old man's a rolling stone!"
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Long Lost Twins
There's this story on CNN running about these two long lost twins that found each other on Google!
Did ya hear about it?
The o**... down in Mexico, I think, was doing that family tree thing and found out that he had a twin, Ehmal, was taken as a baby with his mother back to the middle east! And these two found each other!
Well the reporter on the CNN kept trying to run the story but for some reason Ehmal was like this anti-computer guy or something cuz he couldn't get a decent picture to the reporter!
They got faxes of pictures that were too dark and phone calls and such but no decent pictures. Frustrated she goes to her producer with the problem, wondering what she should do. Guy scratched his head, thought about it for a while and you know what he said?
Well.... If you seen Juan, you seen Ehmal.
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The young sailor
A young sailor prepares for his first deployment as sea. As this is his first deployment the captain calls him into his quarters to ask the man if he is ready for a life at sea, surrounded by s**..., and away from women. The sailor thinks for awhile and replies "Well Captain, I'd be a lying s**... if I did not admit that the thought of not having a woman for months at a time had not crossed me mind." The Captain gives a warm smile and leans in to tell the young man something of importance. Lowering his voice the Captain says "Aye, mate tis hard at sea indeed but we've got a little secret on this ship. Below the lower deck there's a secret room originally intended for smuggling. In that room you will find a barrel with a very unique hole. See it's a magic barrel we found near the Bermuda triangle. Just go below deck and use the barrel when you get a craven. Just don't go below deck on Saturday evenings or Tuesday mornings." Overjoyed the sailor leaves the Captains quarters and heads down below deck. He is amazed at the feeling from the barrel, it's magical how the timber forms together to give a warm, wet feeling.
After his use he returns to the Captains quarters to let him know he found the barrel. He says "Captain, I found the secret barrel and it is truly magical. I only have one question, why can't I use it Saturday evenings or Tuesday mornings?"
"Aye," Says the Captain, "Cuz that's yahr days in the barrel."