Call Mama Jokes
69 call mama jokes and hilarious call mama puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about call mama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Call Mama Short Jokes
Short call mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The call mama humour may include short go mama jokes also.
- What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!
A cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
A cow with 2 legs?
YO MAMA - If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called? Joe mama.
Credit to u/Grignard_RMgX - Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed, one jumped off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said We don't accept your insurance.
- A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay
mama: Hit him, in the face.
Kid: I cant
Mom: Why?
Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!! - Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? "Rock" and "Hard place". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives.
- Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
- Your mama so poor....... She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call.
- 10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed... ...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
"It's no use, this monkey is dead!" - An original joke (50% of it is) What do you call it when a cow falls over?
Ground beef.
What do you call it when yo mama falls over?
You don't call it you call emergency earthquake services. - Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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Call Mama One Liners
Which call mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with call mama? I can suggest the ones about mama and find your mama.
- If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother? Joe mama
- Yo Mama is so ugly If Bill Cosby found her unconscious he'd call the paramedics
- It was called a jumpoline... ...until your mama got on it
- What do you call Joe Biden's mom Joe mama
- Yo mama's so fat... if she had psychic abilities, they would call her a *large.*
- What do you call a small mama bear? Bear mini-mum
- Yo mama so old... In school, history was called present.
- What do you call a Mexican / Soul Food Restaurant? Nacho Mama's
- Yo mama so strong The Rock calls her The Paper
- I decided to open up a Mexican soul food restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama's!
- what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night? yo mama
- Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.
- Yo momma's so fat, her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when it's time to eat.
- Yo mama so fat... Her grave will be called Mount Mama.
- Yo mama so fat She still calls the gym "James"
Cheerful Fun Call Mama Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about call mama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mamma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make call mama pranks.
Yo momma is so s**... when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama's so s**... she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo momma's so fat, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 kill streak!
Yo mamma is so fat when she has to make a long distance call just to talk to herself.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so s**..., she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Yo mama so s**... when she got a call from her iPhone she put it in her eye.
What do you call a mama cat? Tittycat!
Yo mama such a h**......
Yo mama such a h**... that her privates are called publics.
i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud.
In and Out
(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)
Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.
One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"
After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"
Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.
Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"
Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."
At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.
Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!
Shut up and eat what you're told.
Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Honestly, I'm scarred.
statistical joke
I walk up to you and ask
"What's the statistical probability that I could call your mama to divide her median interval??"
It takes you a second, but you realize that there's no variable to that question cuz she's all about my p-value!!!!!!
Your mama's so fat...
When she bent over the world called it the "super moon".
Sugar momma got diabeetus
I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got diabetes....now she's my splenda mama.
Jewish man calls his mom. "Mama, I have good news and bad news..."
Mother, ever the optimist: "Give me the bad news."
Man: "I can't live a lie anymore. I'm gay."
Mother, a traditional conservative woman, after the wailing and the gnashing of teeth that was expected of her by her son, regains her composure and asks: "Well, what's the good news?"
Man: "So I met this nice Jewish doctor..."
3 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed.
2 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed!
1 little monkey jumping on the bed. It fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor called child protective services.
During Sunday service, a pastor announces he is doing a children's sermon this week and invites all the kids to come to the front.
One little girl was wearing a lovely pink dress. As she sat down, the pastor complimented it and asked if it was her Easter Dress.
Leaning right into the pastor's clip-on microphone, she replied, "Yes, but my mama calls it her b**...-to-Iron dress.
There are three skunks. Mama, In, and Out.
In always stays inside, and Out always stays outside.
One day In went out and Out went in.
Mama soon called for the boys, but only Out came.
"Go find your brother." she ordered.
Out came back with In in less than five minutes.
"How did you do it so fast?" Mama asked.
Out simply replied, "Instincts."
(if you dont get it, read it aloud.)
Your mama's so fat...
...they call her m**... impossible.
