The Best 35 Call Mama Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Call Mama jokes. There are some call mama dialed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these call mama callers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Call Mama Jokes and Puns

If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother?

Joe mama

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef!

A cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

A cow with 2 legs?


If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called?

Joe mama.

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At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.

Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!

Shut up and eat what you're told.

Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!

Shut up and keep swimming.

Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Honestly, I'm scarred.

It was called a jumpoline...

...until your mama got on it

What do you call Joe Biden's mom

Joe mama

In and Out

(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)

Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.

One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"

After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"

Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.

Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"

Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."

Yo mama such a ho...

Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics.

i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud.

There are three skunks. Mama, In, and Out.

In always stays inside, and Out always stays outside.

One day In went out and Out went in.

Mama soon called for the boys, but only Out came.

"Go find your brother." she ordered.

Out came back with In in less than five minutes.

"How did you do it so fast?" Mama asked.

Out simply replied, "Instincts."

(if you dont get it, read it aloud.)

A Boy giving Complaints.

Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay

mama: Hit him, in the face.

Kid: I cant

Mom: Why?

Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!

Your mama's so fat...

...they call her missionary impossible.

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Jewish man calls his mom. "Mama, I have good news and bad news..."

Mother, ever the optimist: "Give me the bad news."

Man: "I can't live a lie anymore. I'm gay."

Mother, a traditional conservative woman, after the wailing and the gnashing of teeth that was expected of her by her son, regains her composure and asks: "Well, what's the good news?"

Man: "So I met this nice Jewish doctor..."

Yo mama's so fat...

if she had psychic abilities, they would call her a *large.*

Do you know what they call yo mama's legs?

"Rock" and "Hard place". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives.

What do you call a small mama bear?

Bear mini-mum

What do you call a Mexican / Soul Food Restaurant?

Nacho Mama's

3 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed.

2 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed. It fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor called child protective services.

Your mama so poor.......

She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

I decided to open up a Mexican soul food restaurant.

It's called Nacho Mama's!

10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed...

...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:

"It's no use, this monkey is dead!"

what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night?

yo mama

Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.

An original joke (50% of it is)

What do you call it when a cow falls over?
Ground beef.
What do you call it when yo mama falls over?
You don't call it you call emergency earthquake services.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

During Sunday service, a pastor announces he is doing a children's sermon this week and invites all the kids to come to the front.

One little girl was wearing a lovely pink dress. As she sat down, the pastor complimented it and asked if it was her Easter Dress.

Leaning right into the pastor's clip-on microphone, she replied, "Yes, but my mama calls it her Bitch-to-Iron dress.

Yo mama so fat...

Her grave will be called Mount Mama.

Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

Yo mama so fat

She still calls the gym "James"

Sugar momma got diabeetus

I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got she's my splenda mama.

Your mama's so fat...

When she bent over the world called it the "super moon".

statistical joke

I walk up to you and ask
"What's the statistical probability that I could call your mama to divide her median interval??"
It takes you a second, but you realize that there's no variable to that question cuz she's all about my p-value!!!!!!

What do you call a mama cat? Tittycat!

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