Call Mama Jokes
53 call mama jokes and hilarious call mama puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about call mama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Call Mama Short Jokes
Short call mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The call mama humour may include short go mama jokes also.
- What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!
A cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
A cow with 2 legs?
YO MAMA - If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called? Joe mama.
Credit to u/Grignard_RMgX - Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed, one jumped off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said We don't accept your insurance.
- Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? "Rock" and "Hard place". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives.
- 10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed... ...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
"It's no use, this monkey is dead!" - An original joke (50% of it is) What do you call it when a cow falls over?
Ground beef.
What do you call it when yo mama falls over?
You don't call it you call emergency earthquake services. - Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
- Sugar momma got diabeetus I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got diabetes....now she's my splenda mama.
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Call Mama One Liners
Which call mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with call mama? I can suggest the ones about mama and find your mama.
- If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother? Joe mama
- What do you call a small mama bear? Bear mini-mum
- What do you call a Mexican / Soul Food Restaurant? Nacho Mama's
- Yo mama so strong The Rock calls her The Paper
- What do you call a mama cat? Tittycat!
- I invented a new maple syrup! It's called Ain't Yo Mama's
- Yo mama calls me He-Man... ...because I'm the master of her universe
- What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro.
- Your mama's so fat... ...they call her m**... impossible.
- Yo mama so old... In school, history was called present.
- Yo mama's so s**... she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
- what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night? yo mama
- Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
- Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
- Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Cheerful Fun Call Mama Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about call mama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mamma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make call mama pranks.
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Yo momma is so s**... when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo' Mama is so s**..., she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
A little boy was afraid of the dark...
One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
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Yo mama such a h**......
Yo mama such a h**... that her privates are called publics.
i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud.
In and Out
(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)
Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.
One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"
After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"
Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.
Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"
Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."
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At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.
Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!
Shut up and eat what you're told.
Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Honestly, I'm scarred.
Mole family and farmer Davis
There was a mole family on a farm, they had a mole hole. The farm belonged to Farmer Davis.
One day Farmer Davis decided to cook some chicken, so he starts a cookin.
Papa mole could smell some chicken and thought it smelled so good, so he scurried on up the mole hole and say at the entrance and whiffed!
"It's so good" he exclaimed.
He called his wife , Mama mole to come smell it too.
She then scurried up the mole hole next to papa mole and smelled the chicken.
"It IS so good" said mama mole.
Papa mole then called to their child, baby mole to come and smell the chicken.
Baby mole made his way over to the hole but couldn't get up to the entrance since mama and papa mole were blocking the way.
He was scampering around trying to smell the chicken and getting frustrated, finally papa mole called down asking "can you smell the chicken?" .
Baby mole then replied in a heat "No, all I can smell is Molasses!"
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A Tale of 3 moles
There once was three moles, a mama mole, a daddy mole and a baby mole. They all lived in a mole hole, together.
One day the daddy mole smelled a wonderful smell coming from outside the mole hole.
Daddy mole went and poked his little head out of the mole hole. He thought to himself, " wow, that smells like cherry's."
He called over mama mole to see what she smelled. Mama mole poked her head out of the mole hole, with daddy mole.
Daddy mole asked her, "Well, what do you smell?"
Mama mole said, "I smell strawberries."
Daddy mole not being stratified, with her answer wanted a second opinion.
He called over baby mole, but baby mole was too small to poke his head out with the other. He kept jumping up and down only getting about as high as mama mole and daddy moles butts.
Daddy mole than ask baby mole, "What do you smell?"
Baby mole responded, "Well, all I smell is mole-a**...."
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What do you call a m**... barista?
Joe Mama
statistical joke
I walk up to you and ask
"What's the statistical probability that I could call your mama to divide her median interval??"
It takes you a second, but you realize that there's no variable to that question cuz she's all about my p-value!!!!!!
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Yo mama is so s**......
...that she poured ink on a pineapple and apple and called it a "PPAP".
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Yo' mama is so s**......
...She called 7-11 to find out what time they closed
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You mama been with so many guys
That we started calling her depression...
Jewish man calls his mom. "Mama, I have good news and bad news..."
Mother, ever the optimist: "Give me the bad news."
Man: "I can't live a lie anymore. I'm gay."
Mother, a traditional conservative woman, after the wailing and the gnashing of teeth that was expected of her by her son, regains her composure and asks: "Well, what's the good news?"
Man: "So I met this nice Jewish doctor..."
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During Sunday service, a pastor announces he is doing a children's sermon this week and invites all the kids to come to the front.
One little girl was wearing a lovely pink dress. As she sat down, the pastor complimented it and asked if it was her Easter Dress.
Leaning right into the pastor's clip-on microphone, she replied, "Yes, but my mama calls it her b**...-to-Iron dress.
