Call Jokes

Funniest Call Short Jokes

Short call jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The call humour may include short phone jokes also.

1. If Facebook buys Gmail, instead of 'mark as read' the feature will be called, 'Mark has read'.
2. What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
3. Call a girl beautiful 1,000 time and she won't think twice... Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
   Because elephants never forget
4. I called two girls hipsters and got slapped. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
5. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
   
6. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
7. My nerdy friend just got a phd on the history of palindromes. We now call him Dr. Awkward.
8. Man says to his boss Can we talk? I have a problem. Boss says Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!
   Man says Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity.
9. I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?" I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
10. TIL in germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed. It's called gluten tag.

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Call One Liners

Which call one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with call? I can suggest the ones about telephone and console.

1. What is a Karen called in Europe? An American.
2. What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
3. What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.
4. What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A Sandy Eggo.
   
5. What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony
6. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law
7. What's it called when a King and Queen have no children? A receding heir line...
8. What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.
9. Guess who woke up with 20 missed calls from his ex? My ex.
10. What do you call Andrew Tate in a Romanian prison? In-cell
11. The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called.... Fast 10 Your Seat Belt.
12. What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
13. What do you call a hippies' wife? Mississippi
14. If men call short women petite. What do women call short men? Friends.
15. What do you call a thief who keeps the things he stole on public display? British

Phone Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny phone call jokes and even better phone call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Corona must have hit India hard... I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week from
  Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.
• My girlfriend is so smart! I forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friend's phone to call her.
  She answered: "What's up, honey?"
  What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!
• To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday Can you please stop calling my new phone?
• I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'
• I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal.
  They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
• A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?" "Yes, it is," came the reply.
  "Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
• How do you call a cow with no legs? You don't, because cows don't have phones.
• Friend asked to use my phone to call his mom.. Told him to just hit redial.
• I called my wife's phone using my best friend's phone. She answered with "Hey baby"... She knew it was me before I even spoke. True love at it's finest.
• I asked my teenage son to pass me the phone book He laughed, called me a dinosaur and handed me his iPhone.
  ​
  So, the spider is dead. The iPhone is broken and my son is furious.

Ending Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny ending call jokes and even better ending call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck: Don't do it pal. You'll never hear the end of it!
• What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
  (Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this)
• What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
• NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night".
• What's a word that starts with an N ends in an R, and is something you never want to call a black person? Neighbour
• What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? The outlaws are wanted
  *shoutout to the customer that called in and ended the phone call with a joke to spread some cheer*
• I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls... Now I'm making ends meet by making meets end!
• What do you call a potato that becomes US President and silences the news, silences government agencies, silences government funded science and ends international treaties? A dic-tater.
• My wife and I are hosting a get together tonight that ends at 11:30.. We're calling it a before New Year's leave party.
• someone tried to tell stan lee this joke during his panel at comic con this week end what do you call spiderman when he quits the daily bugal and starts working as a valet?
  peter PARKER.
  

Missed Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny missed call jokes and even better missed call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Whosoever invented "dentures" missed out on calling them ... "Substitooths".
• I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters.
• Whoever coined the phrase dad bod missed a golden opportunity... Should've called it "the Father-figure"
• What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine? A quarterback
• What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak
• I used to be in a band called Missing Cat You may have seen our posters.
• The beautiful woman next door came around complaining about items going missing from her washing line and threatened to call the police... I nearly crapped her pants!
• What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
  When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
• How to you call a pig missing both hind legs? A ham-putee.
• What do you call the winner of the beauty pageant for teenagers who've had an abortion? Little miss conception

Care Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny care call jokes and even better care call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest.
• I bought a racehorse today, I called it My Face I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want a bunch of people shouting Come on my face
• What do you call a person that takes care of chickens? A Chicken Tender.
• What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers? No fax given.
• A wife calls her husband driving to work and says, "Honey be careful. There's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the road on the highway."
  He responds, "One maniac? There are hundreds of them."
• Me: I'll call you when I get home so you know I'm safe Bus driver: I really don't care
• Dad Joke Don't care what my 10yo daughter does or says from this forward, I'll always be a proud Father…
  She asked me what do you call a Elf that just won the lottery… Welfy
• A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma.
  I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it.
• My car got stolen yesterday !! I thought of calling the cops but then realized it was better not to call them and let the car thief take care of the dead bodies in my trunk.
• What do you call someone who takes care of baby monkeys? A bananny.

Prank Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny prank call jokes and even better prank call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? "deez gutz"
• If Moe the bartender ever figures out who was prank calling him he'd go from Bar Tender to Bart Ender
• What is it called when shapes play pranks on each other? Geometrick.
• [Arrested for prank calling] Cop: You get one phone call
  Me: Ok *excited
  *cop's phone rings*
  Me: Is your refrigerator running
• What do you call a leprechaun's prank? A St. Pat-trick! Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
• Fun times with prank calls
• What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!
• Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, "Is uncle Ben home?"
  Spider-Man says, "No! He is at the theater with your parents!"
• Me: Is you're refrigerator running? Random Guy I'm Prank Calling: yeah
  Me: Cause I'd vote for it, Refrigerator for pres 2020
• What is the program for pranking insane people called? Pantaloon

Humorous Call Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about call you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean command jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make call pranks.