Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Call? Well here is a complete list of Call dad jokes:
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
A Flossiraptor
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?"
I replied "you just ask nicely".
Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
Because elephants never forget
I responded, "How about now?"
A chicken.
Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
An Edison.
It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
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A father in law
A receding heir line...
A reptile dysfunction.
Brothel sprouts
But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
Because elephants never forget
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We now call him Dr. Awkward.
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo momma.
Boss says Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!
Man says Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Malnourished.
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! That's..
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet
I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.
and not joint custody?
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"Surely it's not going to rain today?"
She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"
...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
She rang my room and said,
What the fuck are you doing
with your life?
A widow
Battle Royale with Cheese.
They would call it crucifact.
A four chin teller.
A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
I guess that's why they call me handsome...
A tourist
An old man calls up his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they're getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You're not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME? and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare."
Artificial Swedeners
Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
She said, "it is, and dont call me Shirley".
Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
Feyoncè
My severely diabetic sister.
A Private is standing outside in the smoking area, joking around with one of his buddies.
A young Lieutenant walks up to them, and asks "Private, have you got change for a dollar?"
The private looks over at him, and replies " Yea sure buddy, no problem".
The Lieutenant stares at him, mouth agape, then begins tearing into him. "What directly in the fuck did you call me Private? I am not your buddy, I am an Officer, and you will afford me all the respect deserving of my rank! Put your heels together and stand at attention when you address me!"
The Lieutenant takes a deep breath, and looks the Private who is now standing ramrod straight, over.
"Let me ask you again, Private, and chose your words carefully this time. Do you have change for a dollar?"
"I do not, sir!".
That's because elephants never forget.
Because burning that shit will get you stoned
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