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173 call jokes and hilarious call puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about call that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bring back the classic prank call with these favorite jokes! Whether you're looking for something to make your caller laugh or a novel way to prank your friends, this article has something for you. Check it out now and find the perfect phone call joke to make your day!

Best Short Call Jokes

Short call jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The call humour may include short phone jokes also.

  1. If Facebook buys Gmail, instead of 'mark as read' the feature will be called, 'Mark has read'.
  2. What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
  3. Call a girl beautiful 1,000 time and she won't think twice... Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
    Because elephants never forget
  4. Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Thank god I live in Canada
  5. I called two girls hipsters and got slapped. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
  6. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
  7. "Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?" "Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"
    "Thanks dad !"
    "No problem Alan"
  8. I angered two people by calling them hipsters... Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
  9. I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes... But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
  10. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about call can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of call puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Call One Liners

Which call one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with call? I can suggest the ones about telephone and console.

  1. What is a Karen called in Europe? An American.
  2. What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
  3. What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.
  4. What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A Sandy Eggo.
  5. What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony
  6. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law
  7. What's it called when a King and Queen have no children? A receding heir line...
  8. What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.
  9. What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts
  10. If someone calls you Fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
  11. What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished.
  12. Guess who woke up with 20 missed calls from his ex? My ex.
  13. What do you call Andrew Tate in a Romanian prison? In-cell
  14. The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called.... Fast 10 Your Seat Belt.
  15. What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

Phone Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny phone call jokes and even better phone call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Corona must have hit India hard... I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week from
    Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.
  • My girlfriend is so smart! I forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friend's phone to call her.
    She answered: "What's up, honey?"
    What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!
  • To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday Can you please stop calling my new phone?
  • Just asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
    She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"
    ...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
  • I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'
  • I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal.
    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
  • A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?" "Yes, it is," came the reply.
    "Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
  • How do you call a cow with no legs? You don't, because cows don't have phones.
  • Friend asked to use my phone to call his mom.. Told him to just hit redial.
  • I called my wife's phone using my best friend's phone. She answered with "Hey baby"... She knew it was me before I even spoke. True love at it's finest.

Ending Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny ending call jokes and even better ending call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck: Don't do it pal. You'll never hear the end of it!
  • What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
    (Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this)
  • What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
  • NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night".
  • What's a word that starts with an N ends in an R, and is something you never want to call a black person? Neighbour
  • What word starts with 'N', ends in 'R' that you don't want to call a black guy ? Neighbor.
  • What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? The outlaws are wanted
    *shoutout to the customer that called in and ended the phone call with a joke to spread some cheer*
  • I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls... Now I'm making ends meet by making meets end!
  • What do you call a potato that becomes US President and silences the news, silences government agencies, silences government funded science and ends international treaties? A dic-tater.
  • Someone called me and sneezed and then ended the call I'm tired of all these cold calls!

Missed Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny missed call jokes and even better missed call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Whosoever invented "dentures" missed out on calling them ... "Substitooths".
  • I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters.
  • Whoever coined the phrase dad bod missed a golden opportunity... Should've called it "the Father-figure"
  • Wife Missing My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back.
  • Whoever decided to call it Dentures.... Really missed the opportunity to call it Substitooths.
  • Whoever called it 'Dentures' really missed an opportunity to call it 'Substitooths'.
  • Guess who woke up to 23 missed calls from their Ex ? My Ex.
  • What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine? A quarterback
  • What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak
  • What do you call someone who hates people who are missing toes? Lactose intolerant

Care Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny care call jokes and even better care call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest.
  • I bought a racehorse today, I called it My Face I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want a bunch of people shouting Come on my face
  • What do you call a person that takes care of chickens? A Chicken Tender.
  • What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers? No fax given.
  • A wife calls her husband driving to work and says, "Honey be careful. There's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the road on the highway."
    He responds, "One maniac? There are hundreds of them."
  • What do you call a dinosaur that takes excellent care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
  • Me: I'll call you when I get home so you know I'm safe Bus driver: I really don't care
  • Dad Joke Don't care what my 10yo daughter does or says from this forward, I'll always be a proud Father…
    She asked me what do you call a Elf that just won the lottery… Welfy
  • A police officer was called to a child care center. It seems that a three year old child was resisting a rest.
  • A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma.
    I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it.

Prank Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny prank call jokes and even better prank call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? "deez gutz"
  • If Moe the bartender ever figures out who was prank calling him he'd go from Bar Tender to Bart Ender
  • What is it called when shapes play pranks on each other? Geometrick.
  • [Arrested for prank calling] Cop: You get one phone call
    Me: Ok *excited
    *cop's phone rings*
    Me: Is your refrigerator running
  • What do you call a leprechaun's prank? A St. Pat-trick! Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
  • Fun times with prank calls
  • What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!
  • Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, "Is uncle Ben home?"
    Spider-Man says, "No! He is at the theater with your parents!"
  • Me: Is you're refrigerator running? Random Guy I'm Prank Calling: yeah
    Me: Cause I'd vote for it, Refrigerator for pres 2020
  • What is the program for pranking insane people called? Pantaloon
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Humorous Call Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about call you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean command jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make call prank.

I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."


I responded, "How about now?"

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's s**.... You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have s**...?

Micro trans-action

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

We now call him Dr. Awkward.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo momma.

Man says to his boss Can we talk? I have a problem.

Boss says Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!
Man says Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity.

I called a s**... hotline in Iraq..

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?"

I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"

I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son"

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

I got a phone call from my son's school today

Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! That's..
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet

I don't like the term a**... Bleaching'.

I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

Who decided to call it m**... possession"

and not joint custody?

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

When my cab driver found out I was gay, he told me this joke. I approve.

Q: What do you call a gay man with a vasectomy?
A: Seedless fruit.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?

A waist of time.

What do you call batman when he skips church?

Christian Bale

A woman goes into a pharmacy

She says to the pharmacist, "I'd like a poison that will kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes."
The pharmacist says, "Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I'm going to call the police and report you."
The woman takes out something out of her pocket and hands it to him. It's a picture of her husband having s**... with the Pharmacist's wife.
"Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription."

What do you call a Communist s**...?

A Marxman.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?"

God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day."

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire

Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?"

Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public."

If 4 people have s**... is called a four-some

3 people have s**... is a three-some
and 2 people have s**... is a two-some
Now you know why they call me handsome

What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts?

Molasses

Donald Trump is the next President but...

The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey José.

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A πthon

What is it called when you die and come back as a h**...?

Reintarnation

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyónce

(Original) What do you call a feminist government?

A d**...-hater-ship.

Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better

Pence: The fewer
Trump: I told you not to call me that yet

What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?

A midget spinner.

I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?", she replied.
"No, the regular kind."

I called the s**... hotline today

They left me hanging

I call my car the p**... Wagon'

Because that's where I go to cry.

As the k**... are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others...

Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?

In USSR we had this joke

An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the membership card and presses it against his heart.
In a peaceful and happy voice he whispers: "Today one more communist will die"

Having s**... with four people is called a f**..., having s**... with three people is called a t**...

Now I know why people call me handsome

What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?

A widow.

If men call short women petite. What do women call short men?

Friends.

What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms?

A Goodyear

What do you call the moisture between two h**... having s**...?

Relative humidity.

What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus?

An ambulance you racist.

What do you call a hippies' wife?

Mississippi

When I drink alcohol, people call me alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, no one calls me

or texts me, I'm so lonely, pls help.

What do you call a m**... Vegan?

A WeedWhacker (sorry if it's awful first time on this sub)

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar

and ordered a drink.
Its a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, the actor replied.
Sure, the bartender said, no hassle.

What do you call a 3.14m long snake?

A πthon.

Her: Let's exchange numbers

Me: Won't that confuse people who are trying to call us?

What do you call a soldier that's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

A man takes his wife to get tested

Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.
The doctor tells him, Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer'
The man, clearly frustrated, asks, Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?
The doctor calmly suggests, I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in.

What do you call a flower getting a s**... change?

A Transplant

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks Can you see me? and they respond
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

A man takes his wife to get tested for Coronavirus.

2 days later he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you sir that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.
Man: So what am I supposed to do now?!
Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

My wife is pregnant with a boy and i want to call him Lance

My wife said its such an uncommon name.
So i told her back in medievil days people were called Lance a lot

Cardi B's sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly

They call her 'Cagey B'

What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins

In Europe, they don't call it the "Friend Zone"

They call it the "Pal Region"

We should have a TV show where i**... immigrants hunt down s**... offenders for a chance at citizenship

We can call it "Alien vs Predator"

What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself.

What do you call a person who saw an apple store getting robed?

An iWitness.

Why do they call them lifts in the UK & elevators in the US?

Because we're raised differently.

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The impact of these call jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.