Following is our collection of Call jokes which are very funny. There are some call helpline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these call my so called dog puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
Because elephants never forget
I responded, "How about now?"
A chicken.
Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Micro trans-action
A father in law
A receding heir line...
A reptile dysfunction.
Brothel sprouts
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But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo momma.
Boss says Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!
Man says Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Malnourished.
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! That's..
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet
I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.
and not joint custody?
A Marxman.
God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day."
Molasses
The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.
No Whey JosΓ©.
A receding hare line.
Self Harmony
A Οthon
I forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friend's phone to call her.
She answered: "What's up, honey?"
What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!
Reintarnation
FeyΓ³nce
A Dick-hater-ship.
A midget spinner.
A Sandy Eggo.
"Which doctor?", she replied.
"No, the regular kind."
They left me hanging
Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?
An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the membership card and presses it against his heart.
In a peaceful and happy voice he whispers: "Today one more communist will die"
Now I know why people call me handsome
A widow.
Friends.
A Goodyear
Relative humidity.
An ambulance you racist.
Mississippi
or texts me, I'm so lonely, pls help.
A WeedWhacker (sorry if it's awful first time on this sub)
and ordered a drink.
Its a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, the actor replied.
Sure, the bartender said, no hassle.
Me: Won't that confuse people who are trying to call us?
A seasoned veteran
Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.
The doctor tells him, Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer'
The man, clearly frustrated, asks, Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?
The doctor calmly suggests, I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in.
A Transplant
The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks Can you see me? and they respond
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja
2 days later he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you sir that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.
Man: So what am I supposed to do now?!
Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.
Thank god I live in Canada
You are bigger than that!
Aretha Franklins
Because rear defroster was already taken.
Long time, no see
Bubble 0-7
a gold digger. Ya think im racist
a Louis Button...
I'm so sorry
They shot me down :(
The Centaur for disease control.
Sprice.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the call cross jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working call drunk police call piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.