The Best 17 Call Centre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Call Centre jokes. There are some call centre calls jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these call centre 911 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Call Centre Jokes and Puns

I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line...

Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

An Emergency Call Centre operator has been fired...

An Emergency Call Centre operator has been fired in Bradford

It seems that a caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet my maker."

To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."

Emergency Services

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her dismissal.

It seems a male caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating: "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."

Apparently, "Keep calm and stay on the line," was not considered to be an appropriate response.....

Remain Calm :)

An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.

It seems that a caller dialled 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."

To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.


What do you call two biscuits which open easily for everyone to lick the centre?

A whoreo.

Depression

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, Social Security, retirement funds, and everything that I called the Suicide Lifeline. I was forwarded to a call centre in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they asked if I could drive a truck...

I suggested that the call centre I work at should use the A-Team theme tune as their hold music and my boss agreed

I love it when a plan comes together

What do you call a sheep tied to lamppost in Wales?

A leisure centre.

A couple, to have sex, made a code as "Phone call" so that the kids will not know.

A couple, to have sex, made a code as "Phone call" so that the kids will not know.

One day husband to son: Tell your mom that dad wants to make a phone call.

Mom: Tell your dad the network is down.

Dad: If the network is down, then I will go to a PCO.

Mom: Tell dad that if he dares to go to a PCO, I will open a call centre at home!

 

(please do not kill me)

My mayor claims he's a Honda dealer...

He calls his dealership the Civic Centre

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The BBC are set to open a new multicultural centre for children.

It's to be called Jim'll Mix It.

It shouldn't be called the Central Intelligence Agency, it's headquarters is in Virginia. That's nowhere near the centre of the USA

What do you call a group of virgins waiting in line at the job centre?

An untapped resource

What do you call a laptop in a research centre?

A labtop.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What does a country man call a sheep tied to a lamppost at a crossroads.

A leisure centre.

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