JokoJokes

Call Centre Jokes

23 call centre jokes and hilarious call centre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about call centre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Quick Jump To

Funniest Call Centre Short Jokes

Short call centre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The call centre humour may include short call center jokes also.

  1. I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal.
    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
  2. What do you call two biscuits which open easily for everyone to lick the centre? A whoreo.
  3. I suggested that the call centre I work at should use the A-Team theme tune as their hold music and my boss agreed I love it when a plan comes together
  4. The BBC are set to open a new multicultural centre for children. It's to be called Jim'll Mix It.
  5. It shouldn't be called the Central Intelligence Agency, it's headquarters is in Virginia. That's nowhere near the centre of the USA
  6. What do you call a group of virgins waiting in line at the job centre? An untapped resource
  7. What does a country man call a sheep tied to a lamppost at a crossroads. A leisure centre.

Share These Call Centre Jokes With Friends




Call Centre One Liners

Which call centre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with call centre? I can suggest the ones about telephone answering and customer service.

  1. What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre? Ping Lo.
  2. What do you call a sheep tied to lamppost in Wales? A leisure centre.
  3. My mayor claims he's a Honda dealer... He calls his dealership the Civic Centre
  4. What do you call a laptop in a research centre? A labtop.
  5. What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre? Boko Harambe

Playful Call Centre Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about call centre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean telephone call jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make call centre pranks.

An Emergency Call Centre operator has been fired...

An Emergency Call Centre operator has been fired in Bradford
It seems that a caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet my maker."
To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."

Emergency Services

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her dismissal.
It seems a male caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating: "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."
Apparently, "Keep calm and stay on the line," was not considered to be an appropriate response.....

Remain Calm :)

An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.
It seems that a caller dialled 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."
To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line

Depression

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, Social Security, retirement funds, and everything that I called the s**... Lifeline. I was forwarded to a call centre in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they asked if I could drive a truck...

A couple, to have s**..., made a code as "Phone call" so that the kids will not know.

A couple, to have s**..., made a code as "Phone call" so that the kids will not know.
One day husband to son: Tell your mom that dad wants to make a phone call.
Mom: Tell your dad the network is down.
Dad: If the network is down, then I will go to a PCO.
Mom: Tell dad that if he dares to go to a PCO, I will open a call centre at home!
 
(please do not kill me)

Not-so lil Johnny anymore

Tired of Johnny's bed wetting, his mommy comes up with a way she could teach him to do it right by himself and so, she calls on Johnny, tells him the following set of steps to follow the next time he would pee. She told Johnny to shout the number out loud so that she could hear him from behind the door.
And the steps go like this
1 - Open the flier
2 - Hold it out and aim for the centre
3 - Pull the skin backwards and give it a gentle shake and pull it back forwards
4 - Put it back in the sack and close the flier
And within just a few weeks, she was happy that it was working quite well as she could hear johnny read the numbers out loud 1,2,3 and 4 until one fine day, when all she could hear Johnny say was
1,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3.......