The Best 35 Call Center Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Call Center jokes. There are some call center centre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these call center surrounding communities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Call Center Jokes and Puns

James Bond is laid off

James Bond is laid off and at the job center, there are only two jobs available, one in a call center and the other in a fabric coloring plant

"Huh, " said Bond, "you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond, " replied the interviewer, "I expect you to dye. "

I called a suicide prevention line.

It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck.

Depression

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I felt like I needed to end it all, so I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

"Leagues" in "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" refers to horizontal distance, not depth.

Otherwise it would be called "Journey to the Center of the Earth."

Who says men don't remember?

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and so she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."

He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."


Mujibar get a job in India

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have to show you are proficient in the English language. Please make a sentence using the words: Yellow, Pink, and Green.'

Mujibar responded, 'The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and say, Yellow! This is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him.

new job in call center

I got a new job with the local suicide hotline. I tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

An elderly woman called 911...

An elderly woman called 911 from her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.

"They've stolen everything! My radio is gone, my center console is gone, my mirror and the rosary beads hanging from it...even the steering wheel!"

The dispatcher responds that an officer is on the way.

Minutes later, the officer arrives and radios back into dispatch.

"Disregard that last call. She got in the back seat by mistake."

A joke my dad just sent me about vaccinations

Hi, it happened yesterday! And this is serious!

A friend had his 2nd injection of the vaccine at the vaccination center and began to have blurred vision the whole way home.

When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalized.

Vaccination center told him to come back - and collect his glasses.

A police officer was called to a child care center.

It seems that a three year old child was resisting a rest.

A married couple have set the words "phone call" if one want to have sex.

One day they have a fight and didn't talk.

The husband said to his kid " tell your mother I want to make a phone call"

The wife told him to tell his father "I don't have enough credit to make a call"

The husband told his kid to tell his wife he will make a phone call outside.

The wife told his kid to tell him " if you did that I will turn the house into a call center"

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What do you call a shopping center for Sith lords?

A Darth mall.

I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center.

It'll be called "coming or going".

Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

A blonde calls a 24/7 support call center

The blonde asks what hours they are open for. The technical support person says we are available 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The blonde stops for a moment a thinks. After a while she asks is that Eastern or Pacific time?

I work in a call center and a customer told me this one.

A lonely man puts in ad out in the paper looking for a wife.

the next day he gets 100 responses all from men saying "you can have mine"

An Indian guy is getting a job at a call center for copy machine support

The interviewer decides to test his knowledge of mixing light vs. Mixing pigments by asking him to use green, pink, and yellow in the same sentence about his job.

He says "When the phone goes 'green green', I pink it up and say 'Yellow?'"

Suicide Hotline

Did you hear the government moved the suicide-hotline call center to the middle east to save money?

I called to talk to someone and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.

What do you call the hair on a cows lip?

A Moo-stache.

> The perks of having too much free time in a call center.


What does vikings call english villages?

Chopping centers.

An elderly couple visits their friends

After a fine dinner, the men retreat into the library to smoke cigars and to have a conversation.

"Last week me and my wife ate at this great restaurant."

"Really? What was it called?"

"Let me think....what's that flower with a yellow center and white petals?"

"A daisy?"

"Yes, that's it. DAISY! What's that restaurant we went to?"

9/11

A man wokring at the World Trade Center calls out sick on the day of September 11th 2001. He turns on the TV and sees the news. His wife yells to him and comes down to watch it with him. "Thats terrible honey, is your boss working today." "God I hope so" he replies

What do you call it when someone starts acting like an angry center divider?

They're in mean median mode.

I invented a new kind of corn

It has a very soft center so it is easy to poke the holders into it.

I call it... softcore corn.

Don't look it up on the internet.

A blonde

Is at her friend's house when the kitchen catches on fire, so she calls 911. "My friend's house is on fire!" she tells the operator. The operator asks for the address but she can't remember. The operator thinks for a moment then says, "Well, we are located in the center of town, how do we get to there?" The blonde replies, " Duh! A big red truck."

What do you call an all female workout center?

An OB-GYM

How do you call it when 2 cats in a shopping center run after one another?

A purrchase.

DoooNuts!

What do you call the center of the donuts?

"Filling"

LOL

What do you call a self-centered tree?

A Mecalyptus.

I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support...

Oh the irony..

Indian Election Joke...

How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time?

Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!

What is a children's television show centered on the imaginary adventures of comatose Christians be called?

Veggie Tales!

Veggie Tales!

Veggie Tales!

The Trump Administration is calling its concentration camps for kids under 5 Tender Age centers...

The name narrowly beat out Preblinka and Gauchowitz.

What do you call a public trash compactor?

A wreck center.

A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up

It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.

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