The Best 15 Californians Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Californians jokes. There are some californians socal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these californians fresno puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Californians Jokes and Puns

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb.

None. Californians screw in hot tubs.

I'd like to apologize to all my fellow Californians for the recent forest fires.

Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them.

Nearly 200,000 Californians evacuated due to Oroville Dam reaching a likely catastrophic failure. You may think this isn't the time to bring up politics however this is Trump's fault.

No man made structure was built to hold so many liberal tears.

Californians joke, Nearly 200,000 Californians evacuated due to Oroville Dam reaching a likely catastrophic failure. Yo

What's a Californians favorite type of comedy?

Dry humor

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Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Hella.


Californians hate walls so much...

They cried until the Oroville dam collapsed.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

Californians joke, How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why are Californians always angry?

Because they're always fired up.

Why are Californians always so angry?

They get fired up easily.

With all the air quality issues due to wildfire smoke in California, people think that Californians would be a bit under the weather.

But actually they are so over it.

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Californians who thing the government is heavy handed

are grasping at stra.... oh.

What's A Californians Favorite Waffle?

A Sandy Eggo (San Diego)

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Two men are peeing off a bridge

Two men are peeing off a bridge.

One is from California and one is from Arkansas.
The one from California says
"Man, this water is cold."

The one from Arkansas says
"Yeah, and it's deep too.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the californians californian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working californians three californians piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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