The Best 20 Californian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Californian jokes. There are some californian texan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these californian three californians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Californian Jokes and Puns

A friend of mine is writing a book on Californian sea lions.

I assured him that paper would be much easier.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb.

None. Californians screw in hot tubs.

What's a Californians favorite type of comedy?

Dry humor

Californian joke, What's a Californians favorite type of comedy?

Worst thing about this Californian drought...

...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers

Californians hate walls so much...

They cried until the Oroville dam collapsed.


How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

What did the frustrated smuggler say to the Californian?

This is the LAST straw!

Californian joke, What did the frustrated smuggler say to the Californian?

My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during her lunch break while covered in sticky urine.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Where do Californian Italians score touchdowns?

In the calzone.

A Californian asks about upvoting Dwight Eisenhower cosplays and similar.

"Do you like like to like the likes of Ike look-a-likes?"

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A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky...

...he turns to his friend and says, "Hella Copters"

Why are Californians always angry?

Because they're always fired up.

Why are Californians always so angry?

They get fired up easily.

Californians who thing the government is heavy handed

are grasping at stra.... oh.

What's A Californians Favorite Waffle?

A Sandy Eggo (San Diego)

Californian joke, What's A Californians Favorite Waffle?

What do you call your spouse's criminal relatives that eat a lot of Californian fast food?

In-n-out-laws

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

A Bostonian and a Californian walk into a bar.

"I lost my car keys!", the Bostonian realized, exasperated.

The Californian replied, "What are you talking about? You're wearing them!"


How do you spot a Californian carpool?

With your Van Nuys

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the californian carlsberg jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working californian heineken piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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