Following is our collection of funny Caliber jokes. There are some caliber colt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a pistol in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife.
A voice from the other end of the bar called out, You'll need more ammo
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"
When asked if he will find a replacement, the Ringmaster responded, "Where will I ever find another man of his caliber?"
You seldom meet a man of his caliber.
So I got my concealed carry gun permit yesterday and then went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small caliber pistol for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun, the cashier said, Strip down, facing me. Making a mental note to complain about these new invasive gun control laws, I did as she instructed. After her hysterical shrieking subsided, I realized she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the reader. I still don't think I looked that bad.
The distraught manager protests "Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"
A guy walks into a crowded bar holding a pistol and yells I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with one in the chamber and I wanna know who's been sleeping with my wife .
A voice from the back of the room yells
You're going to need more ammo
unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber?
"We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."
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He said it was Impossible. It's hard to find a man of that caliber.
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, "No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."
His superiors had a hard time finding a man of similar caliber.
To this day I still can't understand why they wouldn't want someone under 45 working there.
He asked if I'd thought about protecting myself from bears.
I proudly told him about the small caliber pistol I had for protection.
The man then asked "Have you filed off the sights?"
Nein millimeter.
Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another man of your caliber?"
The circus owner said, "It's hard to find another man of that caliber."
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... thr Ringmaster said "I wish you had given more notice. It's going to be hard to find another man of your caliber."
Caliber.
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