Caliber Jokes
24 caliber jokes and hilarious caliber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caliber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Caliber Short Jokes
Short caliber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caliber humour may include short gauge jokes also.
- So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"
- In a tragic accident, the circus' human cannonball was killed today. When asked if he will find a replacement, the Ringmaster responded, "Where will I ever find another man of his caliber?"
- He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had. You seldom meet a man of his caliber.
- The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests "Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"
- What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire? How will I ever find another performer of your caliber?
- Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Fair, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."
- A human cannonball for the circus retired after 35 years of service. When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, "No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."
- Did you hear about the soldier who got fired? His superiors had a hard time finding a man of similar caliber.
- When the human cannonball submitted his two week notice the ringmaster had trouble finding another man of his caliber.
- Frank the Human Cannonball retired yesterday and has yet to be replaced... The circus owner said, "It's hard to find another man of that caliber."
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Caliber One Liners
Which caliber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caliber? I can suggest the ones about calculus and diameter.
- What is the favourite gun caliber of a german? Nein millimeter.
- What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-pomegranate
- Freedom Units are Measured In... Caliber.
- Men are just opposite from guns The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore
Fun-Filled Caliber Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about caliber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean calf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caliber pranks.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a p**... in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber p**... here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife.
A voice from the other end of the bar called out, You'll need more ammo
A man with a gun walks in to a bar...
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
So I got my concealed carry permit yesterday
So I got my concealed carry gun permit yesterday and then went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small caliber p**... for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun, the cashier said, s**... down, facing me. Making a mental note to complain about these new invasive gun control laws, I did as she instructed. After her hysterical shrieking subsided, I realized she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the reader. I still don't think I looked that bad.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded bar holding a p**... and yells I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with one in the chamber and I wanna know who's been sleeping with my wife .
A voice from the back of the room yells
You're going to need more ammo
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his
unholstered p**... and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
My uncle, a circus manager, said his local hero and famous Human Cannonball was retiring. I asked him what he was gonna so to replace him.
He said it was Impossible. It's hard to find a man of that caliber.
The human cannonball retires.
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
I was driving down the road when I passed a s**... club that advertised it had "high caliber women".
To this day I still can't understand why they wouldn't want someone under 45 working there.
On an airplane to Alaska I was talking with the man next to me about fishing the rivers.
He asked if I'd thought about protecting myself from bears.
I proudly told him about the small caliber p**... I had for protection.
The man then asked "Have you filed off the sights?"
The Human Cannonball shows up to the circus one day to tell the Ringmaster he's quitting
Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another man of your caliber?"
