Fun-Filled Caliber Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a p**... in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber p**... here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife.
A voice from the other end of the bar called out, You'll need more ammo
A man with a gun walks in to a bar...
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus...
The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"
In a tragic accident, the circus' human cannonball was killed today.
When asked if he will find a replacement, the Ringmaster responded, "Where will I ever find another man of his caliber?"
He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had.
You seldom meet a man of his caliber.
So I got my concealed carry permit yesterday
So I got my concealed carry gun permit yesterday and then went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small caliber p**... for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun, the cashier said, s**... down, facing me. Making a mental note to complain about these new invasive gun control laws, I did as she instructed. After her hysterical shrieking subsided, I realized she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the reader. I still don't think I looked that bad.
The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season.
The distraught manager protests "Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded bar holding a p**... and yells I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with one in the chamber and I wanna know who's been sleeping with my wife .
A voice from the back of the room yells
You're going to need more ammo
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his
unholstered p**... and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber?
Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Fair, a spokesman said
"We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."
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My uncle, a circus manager, said his local hero and famous Human Cannonball was retiring. I asked him what he was gonna so to replace him.
He said it was Impossible. It's hard to find a man of that caliber.
The human cannonball retires.
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
A human cannonball for the circus retired after 35 years of service.
When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, "No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."
Did you hear about the soldier who got fired?
His superiors had a hard time finding a man of similar caliber.
I was driving down the road when I passed a s**... club that advertised it had "high caliber women".
To this day I still can't understand why they wouldn't want someone under 45 working there.
On an airplane to Alaska I was talking with the man next to me about fishing the rivers.
He asked if I'd thought about protecting myself from bears.
I proudly told him about the small caliber p**... I had for protection.
The man then asked "Have you filed off the sights?"
What is the favourite gun caliber of a german?
Nein millimeter.
When the human cannonball submitted his two week notice the ringmaster had trouble finding another man of his caliber.
The Human Cannonball shows up to the circus one day to tell the Ringmaster he's quitting
Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another man of your caliber?"
Frank the Human Cannonball retired yesterday and has yet to be replaced...
The circus owner said, "It's hard to find another man of that caliber."
What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber)
Pom-Pomegranate
When the Human Cannonball announced his retirement from the circus..
... thr Ringmaster said "I wish you had given more notice. It's going to be hard to find another man of your caliber."
Freedom Units are Measured In...
Caliber.
