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Fun-Filled Calfs Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good calfs joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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On a pasture there are cows, a mom cow and 3 calfs

The 1st calf asks it's mom, "Why is my name Petunia?". The mom cow replied "Because a petunia fell on your head when you were born". The 2nd calf asked it's mom, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom replied with, "Because a Daisy fell on your head when you were born". The 3rd cow said, "REEEEEEEEEEE" and the mom said "Shut up cinderblock"

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk. As they come across a field filled with about 20 cows and 1 bull, the bull decides he has to make some little calfs and starts to cover a cow.
Thimothy sees what the bull is doing and says with a wink to Anna: 'What if I do what the bull is doing right now?'
'I don't care', she replies, ' those aren't my cows.'

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Wonderful Mother Cow...

There was a cow that had three calfs. One day one of her daughters approaches her with a question, "Mother why did you name me Rose?" "Well when you were born a rose flew down upon your head." So Rose leaves her mother. Then her other daughter approached her with a question, "Mother why is my name Daffodil?" "Well when you were born a daffodil flew down upon your head." So Daffodil left her mother. Then her only son approached his mother. "Darrefnginclea!" "Oh shut up brick!"

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