The Best 3 Calfs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Calfs jokes. There are some calfs cow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calfs jerky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Calfs Jokes and Puns

On a pasture there are cows, a mom cow and 3 calfs

The 1st calf asks it's mom, "Why is my name Petunia?". The mom cow replied "Because a petunia fell on your head when you were born". The 2nd calf asked it's mom, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom replied with, "Because a Daisy fell on your head when you were born". The 3rd cow said, "REEEEEEEEEEE" and the mom said "Shut up cinderblock"

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk. As they come across a field filled with about 20 cows and 1 bull, the bull decides he has to make some little calfs and starts to cover a cow.

Thimothy sees what the bull is doing and says with a wink to Anna: 'What if I do what the bull is doing right now?'

'I don't care', she replies, ' those aren't my cows.'

Why was the farmer kicked out of the gym?

He was shredding his calfs.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calfs decalfinated jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calfs moo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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