The Best 24 Calender Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Calender jokes. There are some calender pastaway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calender advent calender puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Calender Jokes and Puns
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender?
They each got 6 months.
Did you hear about those 3 guys who stole a Calender?
They each got 4 months.
I recently got fired from a calender factory
All i did was take a day off
Man goes to a restaurant
Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"
Two guys are busted stealing a calender
The both got 6 months
Im worried for my calender.
its days are numbered.
Im not sure who named the Gregorian calender ,probably some guy called Greg.
Or Ian.
I used to work in a calender factory
But I was fired for taking a couple of days off.
Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender
He got 24 days
What did the man get for shoplifting a calender?
12 months
Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calender?
They each got 6 months
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Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store
They each got six months
I was fired from the calender factory,
Because I took a day off
Two theives stole a calender
They both got 6 months each
W T F
After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F.
2 men were arrested last night for the theft of a calender.....
They both got 6 months
This guy was caught by the police for stealing a Calender...
He got 12 months
My auntie gave me a Naked Banana Calender 2018 for Christmas..
I just don't see the apeel.
Have you guys heard of the guy who stole a calender?
He got 12 months.
Calender theft...
Two men stole a calender...they each got six months....
Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender..
They both got six months.
I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year....
I didn't open any of the doors.
Who cant take days off from their job?
People who work for A Calender Company.
What do calenders eat?
Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep
track of the date and important events.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calender schedule jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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