Following is our collection of funny Calender jokes. There are some calender pastaway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calender advent calender puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They each got 6 months.
They each got 4 months.
All i did was take a day off
Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"
The both got 6 months
its days are numbered.
Or Ian.
But I was fired for taking a couple of days off.
He got 24 days
12 months
They each got 6 months
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They each got six months
Because I took a day off
They both got 6 months each
After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F.
They both got 6 months
He got 12 months
I just don't see the apeel.
He got 12 months.
Two men stole a calender...they each got six months....
They both got six months.
I didn't open any of the doors.
People who work for A Calender Company.
Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep
track of the date and important events.
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