Calender Jokes
37 calender jokes and hilarious calender puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about calender that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Calender Short Jokes
Short calender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The calender humour may include short schedule jokes also.
- Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"
- Why does Batman's Calender only have 363 days? Because there is no Mother's or Father's day.
- W T F After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F.
- 2 men were arrested last night for the theft of a calender..... They both got 6 months
- This guy was caught by the police for stealing a Calender... He got 12 months
- Have you guys heard of the guy who stole a calender? He got 12 months.
- Calender theft... Two men stole a calender...they each got six months....
- Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months.
- I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year.... I didn't open any of the doors.
- Who cant take days off from their job? People who work for A Calender Company.
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Calender One Liners
Which calender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with calender? I can suggest the ones about calendar and diary.
- Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months.
- I used to work in a calender factory. I got fired for taking a few days off.
- Did you hear about those 3 guys who stole a Calender? They each got 4 months.
- I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off
- How do you threaten a calender? Say "Your days are numbered."
- Two guys are busted stealing a calender The both got 6 months
- Im worried for my calender. its days are numbered.
- Im not sure who named the Gregorian calender ,probably some guy called Greg. Or Ian.
- I used to work in a calender factory But I was fired for taking a couple of days off.
- Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days
- What did the man get for shoplifting a calender? 12 months
- Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months
- Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store They each got six months
- I was fired from the calender factory, Because I took a day off
- Two theives stole a calender They both got 6 months each
Witty Calender Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about calender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kleptomaniac jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make calender pranks.
a man goes to confess after 25 years
So the man walks into the confession booth for the first time in his adult life, having nothing but bad memories about it from when he was a child.
So he opens the door, sits down and notices a couple of p**... n**... calenders on the wall, a bottle of whiskey in the corner and a nice box of cigars next to it, and he thinks to himself "Wow, this place has really improved over the years"
But then the Father opens the door and yells "Get out! that's my booth!"
My auntie gave me a n**... Banana Calender 2018 for Christmas..
I just don't see the apeel.
