Calender Jokes

Funniest Calender Short Jokes

Short calender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The calender humour may include short schedule jokes also.

1. Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"
2. Why does Batman's Calender only have 363 days? Because there is no Mother's or Father's day.
3. I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year.... I didn't open any of the doors.
4. What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep
   track of the date and important events.

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Calender One Liners

Which calender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with calender? I can suggest the ones about calendar and diary.

1. How do you threaten a calender? Say "Your days are numbered."
2. Im not sure who named the Gregorian calender ,probably some guy called Greg. Or Ian.
3. Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days
4. What did the man get for shoplifting a calender? 12 months
5. Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store They each got six months
6. W T F After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F.
7. Who cant take days off from their job? People who work for A Calender Company.
8. What's a calender's favorite fruit? Dates.

Witty Calender Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about calender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kleptomaniac jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make calender pranks.