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The Gregorian calendar
They each got six months.
Mark dreams number 7.
He wakes up, looks at his watch: it was 7:07.
He looked at the calendar: July 7, 2007.
Decided it was a sign he's taking the bus 77.
Arrive at the track, put $ 7777 on the horse 7 from the 7th race.
The horse comes seventh.
Got 12 months.
They each got six months
He got twelve months.
They both got 6 months
they each got 6 months
My Beyonce calendar.
A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day.
They both got six months.
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I think its days are numbered.
I took a couple of days off.
Oh, that's hard. Where do you work?
At the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.
Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month.
My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
All I did was take a day off.
I will call it, Ji-hotties
Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"
You can't take any days off
They each got 6 months.
My life has been pretty uneventful since.
No, seriously, look up the calendar.
What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?
They each got six months.
They each got six months.
Now those days are behind meβ¦
He got 12 months.
He took a few days off
They each got six months.
**They each got 6 months.**
I am never working for a calendar company again.
They both got 6 months.
P.S this is my first ever post! Please be nice!
Sorry for the typo
Their days are numbered.
The calendar has dates.
We each got six months.
I took a day off.
I don't know why. I just took a few days off.
... because I took some days off.
It's because I took a day off
January
February
Lockdown
December
He took a day off.
He got twelve months
They say it's because I took a day off
All I did was take a week off
They got six months each.
but I'm pretty sure it has rabies.
They both got 6 months.
My days are numbered.
WTF
He got 25 days!
I was really dismayed
"But why?!" exclaimed the owner.
"Because he's heavy." explained the dogtor.
-taken from a cat calendar.
It's days are numbered
In fact, I think their days are numbered.
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory a couple weeks ago, and all I did was take a few days off.
But it's alright, I think I'm going to become a mirror washer.
It's something I can really see myself doing
It's days are numbered.
they each got six months.
I'm so sorry....
and after all those extra hours I put in...
And then I got fired from the keyboard factory.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
And then I got fired from the calendar company. I put in 8 days a week and they were PISSED!!!
They both got 6 months
He got twelve months
I only took a day off.
Their days are numbered
Just for taking a day off
He lost May
because its days are numbered
Your days are numbered. Mark my words.
I am completely dismayed
I got canned for taking a couple days off
Because he lost Mayβ¦
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