Calendar Factory Jokes

Funniest Calendar Factory Short Jokes

Short calendar factory jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The calendar factory humour may include short calendar up jokes also.

1. I used to have a job; I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
2. I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off.
3. Bob, why were you kicked out from your job? I took a couple of days off.
   Oh, that's hard. Where do you work?
   At the calendar factory
4. I'm an expert at dating After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day
5. I got fired from the calendar factory... I guess I shouldn't have taken so many days off.
6. I lost my job at the calendar factory Because I took too many days off.
7. I work at a calendar factory... I was fired because I took a few days off...
8. I just got this sick job at the Calendar factory. Unfortunately, I still can't get a date.
9. My boss just fired me for taking a day off! I'll miss my friends at the calendar factory.
10. Why did the human get fired from the calendar factory? Because they took a few days off.
    Probably a repost, but IDC

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Calendar Factory One Liners

Which calendar factory one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with calendar factory? I can suggest the ones about calendar date and advent calendar.

1. They fired me from the calendar factory I don't know why. I just took a few days off.
2. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
3. I recently got fired at my job at the calendar factory It's because I took a day off
4. TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
5. I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday They say it's because I took a day off
6. I got fired from the calendar factory Just for taking a day off
7. I was fired from the calendar factory yesterday All I did was take a week off
8. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.
9. How did a calendar factory worker get fired? He took a day off
10. I got fired from the calendar factory... ... because I took some days off.
11. I was fired from the calendar factory, wanna know why? I took a day off.
12. I got fired from the calendar factory. I only took a day off.
13. I got fired from my job at the calendar factory I took a day off
14. Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? Because he tried to take a month off
15. I had a job at a calendar factory I got canned for taking a couple days off

Calendar Factory Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about calendar factory you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean planner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make calendar factory pranks.