Calendar Date Jokes

Funniest Calendar Date Short Jokes

Short calendar date jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The calendar date humour may include short calendar up jokes also.

1. What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day.
2. Hey Siri! My girlfriend broke up with me. Oh no, I'm so sorry! Do you want a joke to cheer you up?
   Sure.
   What is the difference between you and a calendar?
   What?
   The calendar has dates.
3. Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"
4. What's a calendar's favorite treat? Dates!
   (My first time posting here, but I was snacking on dates and this came to my mind)
5. What's the difference between Leonardo di Caprio and a calendar Leo's dates only go up to 25
6. What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates.
   (\*cries in self pity\*)
7. My calendar has all the dates rubbed off. Now whenever I cross one of the boxes my roommate thinks I'm playing Tic-Tac-Toe with him.
8. Mary and Joseph talking Mary: Oh no my period is late
   Joseph: Oh no how late
   Mary: I dunno, what's the date
   Joseph: hmm, according to the calendar it's 9 months BC
   Mary: 9 months what now
9. How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year? Eating the dates and Sundays.
10. I just got this sick job at the Calendar factory. Unfortunately, I still can't get a date.

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Calendar Date One Liners

Which calendar date one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with calendar date? I can suggest the ones about calendar factory and today date.

1. What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates.
2. What's the difference between a calendar and a average Redditor? Calendars have dates
3. I'm an expert at dating After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day
4. Why are calendar puns so bad? Because they are always so week and dated
5. Why is Stevie wonders calendar like meeting people on tinder? It's all blind dates...
6. I love my calendar! We go out on so many dates each month!
7. Why did the firefighter remove the calendar from a burning house? To save the date!
8. I go on dates all the time... In fact, my calendar is full of them.
9. Why do calendars never get married? Because they would rather date.
10. Why was the calendar happy? Because it had a lot of dates.
11. My girlfriend just shredded my calendar Oh she is a date ripper, yeah.
12. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
13. Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't even get a date on the calendar.
14. Why is a 2016 calendar more popular than a 2015 calendar? It has more dates
15. Casual dating to me Is remembering to write down appointments in my calendar

Calendar Date Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about calendar date you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean date jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make calendar date pranks.