The Best 21 Cale Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cale Jokes and Puns
Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?
He lost May
What do a calendar and a non vaxxed kid have in common?
Their days are numbered.
What did the calendar say on its death bed?
My days are numbered.
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
What did the calendar say after Tuesday?
WTF
Calendars are becoming obsolete.
In fact, I think their days are numbered.
Why do calendars have short lifespans?
Their days are numbered
Which calendar era did Michael Jackson most like to sing about?
A)BC
B)AD
Why are calendar puns so bad?
Because they are always so week and dated
A calendar gets diagnosed with terminal cancer...
Poignant and pensive, he says, "I suppose my days are numbered."
Can someone get me a new calendar?
Mayan ended
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My calendar has all the dates rubbed off.
Now whenever I cross one of the boxes my roommate thinks I'm playing Tic-Tac-Toe with him.
Why couldn't the calendar eat the whole month?
He had a week stomach
Do you know why some think of calendars as slutty?
There's always a new date the next day.
Calendar puns are the best
They can go on for days, weeks, months, and sometimes even years.
Calender theft...
Two men stole a calender...they each got six months....
Why do calendars never get married?
Because they would rather date.
What will the calendar say after December 31?
"Its Rewind time"
Why was the calendar happy?
Because it had a lot of dates.
What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?
"I am dismayed!"
What do calenders eat?
Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep
track of the date and important events.
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