Cale Jokes
14 cale jokes and hilarious cale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Happy Cale Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What is a good cale joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?
He lost May
What do a calendar and a non vaxxed kid have in common?
Their days are numbered.
What did the calendar say on its death bed?
My days are numbered.
Why did the calendar maker get fired from his job?
He took a day off
Calendars are becoming obsolete.
In fact, I think their days are numbered.
Why do calendars have short lifespans?
Their days are numbered
Which calendar era did Michael Jackson most like to sing about?
A)BC
B)AD
Why does Batman's Calender only have 363 days?
Because there is no Mother's or Father's day.
Why are calendar puns so bad?
Because they are always so week and dated
A calendar gets diagnosed with terminal cancer...
Poignant and pensive, he says, "I suppose my days are numbered."
Can someone get me a new calendar?
Mayan ended
My calendar has all the dates rubbed off.
Now whenever I cross one of the boxes my roommate thinks I'm playing Tic-Tac-Toe with him.
Why couldn't the calendar eat the whole month?
He had a week stomach
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Cale One Liners
Which cale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cale? I can suggest the ones about important and moment.
- I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury.
