Following is our collection of **funny Calculus jokes**. There are some calculus algebraic jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **calculus calculus math puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

I couldn't differentiate between them.

Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler.

(Great math joke that came up in Calculus the other day)

So he'd use natural logs!

Calculator!

... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.

They didn't believe in integration.

Cop said I was deriving over the limit.

It contains graphic content

For drinking and deriving.

Because everyone there hates integration.

by switching to radians.

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Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate.

Apparently they opposed integration.

Though I could have sworn the syllabus said "Calculus 2".

A student calls his college and says "I want to take calculus, but the system won't let me enrol". The woman on the other line looks at his record and says: "it looks like you're already taking a full course load! don't you know what the limit is?", to which he replies:

"That's what I'm trying to find!"

You integrate it

...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?

He really rose to the equation.

Because you might not be able to differentiate between them.

Don't drink and derive.

So don't drink and derive

My Calculus teacher told me:"Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."

I replied:"Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"

Because you should never drink and derive.

It just derives me crazy

It derives me crazy.

Indifferential.

It is such an integral field of math.

They hate integration.

We would all derive fun from it

...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology.

They don't like integration.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

They hate integration

It has its limits

You have to know your limits.

Because they have trouble whenever they try integration.

With limits.

Even if you know your limits, you're dead no matter what.

The cops said they were drinking and deriving.

Because they hated integration so much.

White people have never been good at integration.

He told me to know my limits

They don't know how to integrate.

They don't want to see integration in their schools

I don't have a clue what's going on but seems like those others guys are getting it.

After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it's lights and orders him to pull over to the side. When the cop reaches his car, the student asks:

"What am I being stopped for?"

The cop answers:

"Drinking and deriving."

Because they don't like integration.

They want their patrons to drink and derive

It's illegal to drink and derive.

...he was against integration.

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He remembered to add the sea.

Apparently he was drinking and deriving

It really pushed their *limits* on *integration*

They're gonna replace u

Because it's hard to differentiate between them.

should be an integral part of this sub

But at least you know exactly how steep the learning curve is!

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

The man was sitting at a library table

A young lady approached him and asked what was wrong

He replied It's complicated

And showed his calculus homework

Calculus homework.

A mathemagician

Because they don't want to drink and derive.

(eᴱ)' = Eeᴱ

It's very hard to differentiate between them.

He sits down and orders a pint. The barman notices him scribbling some notes on a napkin and asks what he's writing.

Calculus replies, "Oh this... I'm just working on a new formula..."

"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave." says the barman, "I can't let you drink and derive".

# Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.

Don't drink and derive.

A college student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a day. Our calculus instructor has to be one of the most difficult professors on the campus," the student says. "If she wasn't so drop-dead gorgeous I would have dropped the class already." "So I guess you could says she's easy on the eyes," the bartender says. "But hard on the pupils?"

Because everything on this site is a derivative.

Never mind, actually it's just derivative.

"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calculus integrate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calculus differentiate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.