The Best 7 Calculation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Calculation jokes. There are some calculation result jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calculation compute puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Calculation Jokes and Puns

My boss calls me "The computer"

Not because of my calculation skills but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.

According to my calculations, about 40% of Americans are Republicans

But that's just a Conservative estimate

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were monitoring a house...

They saw one person walk in, but several months later they saw two walk out.

The biologist said: "They must've reproduced!"

The physicist said: "It must be a calculation error"

The mathematician said: "If one more walks in, the house will be empty"

I've done some calculations, and I figure, that at my current rate of pay I could live happily for the rest of my life.

If I died tomorrow.

People with dysgraphia (inability to spell) also tend to answer arithmetical problems in an unpredictable, seemingly random matter.

According to them, you can't spell "calculation" without "luck".


A girl in my class thought 2+2=5

She grew up to be Miss Calculation...

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph...

...you're going to get a speeding ticket.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calculation approximately jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calculation hydrant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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