The Best 6 Calculater Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Calculater jokes. There are some calculater engineer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calculater blimp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Calculater Jokes and Puns

A Physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are all locked in separate burning buildings

The Physicist runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The engineer pulls out a calculater, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds 10 times that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The mathematician runs to a chalkbaord, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, declares, "There IS a solution!", and then burns to death.

One thing changed when I switched from teaching math to teaching computer classes.

When students left at the end of class, I used to say, "Calcu-later!" Now I say "CPU later!"

What does an abacus say when it leaves?

Calc-u-later

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

Remember when teachers used to say we wont have a calculater everywhere we go?

Well we showed them.


What do you call a mathematician from the future?

A Calculater

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calculater constants jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calculater calculator piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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