Calculater Jokes
5 calculater jokes and hilarious calculater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about calculater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A Physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are all locked in separate burning buildings
The Physicist runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The engineer pulls out a calculater, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds 10 times that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The mathematician runs to a chalkbaord, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, declares, "There IS a solution!", and then burns to death.
One thing changed when I switched from teaching math to teaching computer classes.
When students left at the end of class, I used to say, "Calcu-later!" Now I say "CPU later!"
What does an abacus say when it leaves?
Calc-u-later
Remember when teachers used to say we wont have a calculater everywhere we go?
Well we showed them.
What do you call a mathematician from the future?
A Calculater
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