Calculus Jokes

• Short Calculus Jokes
• Calculus One Liners
• Calculus Derivative Jokes
• Integral Calculus Jokes
• Calculus Math Jokes
• Calculus Limit Jokes
• More Calculus Jokes

Funniest Calculus Short Jokes

Short calculus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The calculus humour may include short algebra jokes also.

1. I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting between two identical twins. It was impossible to differentiate between them.
2. Why don't white supremacists take calculus in high school? They don't want to see integration in their schools
3. There is a good chance you'll fail your calculus exam if you are sitting between identical twins. Because it's hard to differentiate between them.
4. My 5 year old son found videos meant for adults only... ...but he obviously couldn't understand the advanced calculus lectures from my university, so he stopped watching.
5. I failed my calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins. I couldn't differentiate between them.
6. My girlfriend is like an advanced calculus class. I don't have a clue what's going on but seems like those others guys are getting it.
7. When writing your calculus exam, make sure you don't sit between twins. Because you might not be able to differentiate between them.
8. Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration.
9. TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration.
10. "Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."

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Calculus One Liners

Which calculus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with calculus? I can suggest the ones about mathematics and trigonometry.

1. dolphins doing calculus be like (eᴱ)' = Eeᴱ
2. Why don't they teach Calculus in the Deep South? Because they don't like integration.
3. Why is the south bad at calculus? They don't know how to integrate.
4. Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix So don't drink and derive
5. Why is teaching calculus so difficult in the South? They hate integration
6. Man I really hate calculus. It just derives me crazy
7. You can't solve every problem with calculus It has its limits
8. Why doesn't Alabama have calculus teachers. They don't like integration.
9. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.
10. Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well. Don't drink and derive.
11. I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians.
12. Drinking alcohol is like calculus. You have to know your limits.
13. I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R It contains graphic content
14. Calculus jokes should be an integral part of this sub
15. I asked a friend if I could copy his calculus homework He told me to know my limits

Calculus Derivative Jokes

Here is a list of funny calculus derivative jokes and even better calculus derivative puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit.
• I failed Calculus when we reached differentials... I guess I should have known my limits. I could barely derive anything from what the teacher taught us.
• My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.
• Our school should start a calculus club We would all derive fun from it
• Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
• A group of people were hospitalised after a calculus midterm. The cops said they were drinking and deriving.
• Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving.
• I'm tired of people ripping on calculus all the time. It derives me crazy.
• You shouldn't take calculus after alcohol It's irresponsible to drink and derive
• I suppose we should have seen the Newton-Leibniz conflict coming. Calculus has always been derivative

Integral Calculus Jokes

Here is a list of funny integral calculus jokes and even better integral calculus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration.
• White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate.
• How do you use calculus in real life? You integrate it
• why do white supremacists hate calculus? It really pushed their *limits* on *integration*
• Did you know that people who dislike calculus are typically racists? They hate integration.
• Why are the southern states so bad at calculus? Because they have trouble whenever they try integration.
• Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math.
• When God integrated Planet Earth, he thankfully recalled his Calculus lesson. He remembered to add the sea.
• My whole family bonded over math. Calculus was our religion. Except my grandfather... ...he was against integration.
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• How was calculus taught in the Deep South prior to integration?

Calculus Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny calculus math jokes and even better calculus math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler.
  (Great math joke that came up in Calculus the other day)
• Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:"Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."
  I replied:"Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"
• Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
  He really rose to the equation.
• I was so busy with maths homework that I didn't brush my teeth for a week The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.
• In high school math class ... I owned a car and I was good at calculus. They made me the "designated deriver".
• father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit.
• I'm really struggling in math class. I've always been really good at math, and I guess I figured I could handle whatever was thrown at me.
  But Calculus is really making me find my limits.
• Why did the math teacher get fired? He couldn't differentiate the branches of calculus.
• Why are dentists so good at math? Because they study *calculus*.
• Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth? It's the old m**... math moth myth.

Calculus Limit Jokes

Here is a list of funny calculus limit jokes and even better calculus limit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!
   
   
   
   
   
  Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.
• College calculus is like a drinking game against a super-heavyweight. Even if you know your limits, you're dead no matter what.
• I like my women how I like my calculus: With limits.
• I failed a Calculus exam today. I think I've finally found my limits.
• Baby you make me wish I was good at calculus. Cauz they ain't no limit to how much I want to define the area under your curves.
• What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common? They didn't know their limits
• Why did Newton invent calculus? He wanted to test his limits.
• Calculus is my Limit.

Silly & Ridiculous Calculus Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about calculus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean calculations jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make calculus pranks.