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**Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?

**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.

**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?

**Eve:** 10

**Snake:** Thanksss

**Adam:** How did you calculate that?

**Eve:** Oh no.

The live-action remake of Up.

...because although my grade falling, at least I can calculate it's velocity.

How do you calculate the escape route of a jew?

Chimney Height * Strength of wind

He says to the priest: 'Father, I have a sin to confess'

The priest says: 'Don't worry, tell me and the lord will see if he can forgive you'

The mathematician says: 'I used the opposite side instead of the adjacent to calculate cos.'

Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance.

I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity

Al-gore-ythms

Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion.

Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.

Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.

He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Still dont know what she's trying to calculate the velocity of...

Sprigonometry

Calculate the radius of the explosion

(Note: stole this from Yik Yak)

But for the life of me, i cant figure out why she wants to calculate velocity

Logger-rhythms.

I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity

You have to calculate their stomach in terms of π.

... she's trying to calculate speed

I think that's about half right

Mr. James: My Wife Needs A Pair Of Jeans. But I Don't Remember Her Waist Size.

Sales Girl: You Can Touch My Waist And Try To Calculate.

Mr. James: Oh I Forgot. She Also Needs A Bra.

Cuckulus

Dear Maths, I'm sick & tired of finding your 'X' she's gone dude and don't ask 'Y'

pizza

Every time I try, I go off on a tangent.

Me: I can't remember how to calculate sine

Friend: ah

Me: No that's cosine

Friend: oh

Me: Right, thanks!

Is she trying to calculate velocity?

I think she wants to calculate velocity.

gain several inches

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

They use QuickieBooks

What do you use to calculate a cow?

Me: a cowculator

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

Abdul has 3 lunch boxes.

He gives one to Rafiq and another to Hassan.

Calculate the radius of the explosion.

But I just got mad.

using crystal maths

...problem will be how to calculate the purr capita income.

I think she wants to calculate velocity…

Depends on the scales.

.... and then it dawned on him.

"Well...," a friend replies, "...I'm going to be honest with you: you should take advantage of that, she's not for you. She is seeing other guys, she even had an affair with me, your best friend! I'm glad she said that. How did she start the conversation?"

The other guy stays speechless for a while. "she... was studying for a test, for physics. She needed random numbers to calculate velocity."

that a recursive algorithm to calculate her mass suffers from a stack overflow error before completion.

Would be way too much trouble to calculate 78% of a normal salary.

Then consider if it'd be cheaper to just get the occasional hooker?

In this company, you need to be able to calculate fast without calculator

I'll give it a try. Test me

What is 35 x 47?

The man answers quickly 476

That's not even close

Yeah but thats fast

This is called finding the hippotenuse.

A mathemortician.

They commit math genocide on a daily basis.

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