Calcium Jokes

23 calcium jokes and hilarious calcium puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about calcium that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for some calcium jokes to make your chemistry lesson more fun? Check out these hilarious puns and jokes about the element calcium and its neighbors curium, barium, and iron. Have a laugh while you learn.

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Funniest Calcium Short Jokes

Short calcium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The calcium humour may include short potassium jokes also.

  1. My mother pushed me to become a chemist, she said i would be rich now im full of calcium, sulphur and hydrogen, but got no money
  2. Calcium requires the least amount of work to mine. Because it is commonly found 6 feet underground.
  3. s**... science joke Calcium Carbonate gets into an argument with his friend, electron. "Why do you always have to be so negative?" "Shut up, you're just basic!"

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Calcium One Liners

Which calcium one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with calcium? I can suggest the ones about sodium and chloride.

  1. Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements? Calcium, nickel, neon
  2. How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard.
  3. How much calcium is there, in a women's breast? Enough for me to grow an extra bone!
  4. Calcium got fired from the bank today. They say he could only deposit.
  5. What did the witch say when she found a molecule of calcium chloride? She CaCled.
  6. What elements does Bill Clinton hate the most ? Molybdenum Nickel Calcium
  7. What do you Get if you mix Calcium, Florine, and a middle finger CaFᵤ
  8. You must be calcium You make my bone hard.
  9. What did the Hispanic milk with 35% more calcium say to the regular 2% milk? Soy milk.
  10. Why don't you take two calciums to the bathroom? The go c**...

Calcium joke, Why don't you take two calciums to the bathroom?

Cheerful Fun Calcium Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about calcium you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean phosphorus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make calcium pranks.

When life gives you...

...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.

Pregnant ladies are sitting around knitting

One lady says, "I am taking an iron supplement, want my child to be strong."
Next lady says, ' I am taking calcium because I want my baby to have healthy bones."
Last lady says, "I'm taking Thalidomide....I just can't get these arms right."

Three expectant mothers

Are in the doctors waiting room knitting. The first takes a pill and the other two look over at her "iron so baby will be nice and healthy" she tells the other two. Not to be out done the second takes one too "calcium so baby grows up strong". The last also takes one "thalidomide, because I've not learnt how to knit arms yet"

Calcium joke, What elements does Bill Clinton hate the most ?