Calcium Jokes
23 calcium jokes and hilarious calcium puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about calcium that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some calcium jokes to make your chemistry lesson more fun? Check out these hilarious puns and jokes about the element calcium and its neighbors curium, barium, and iron. Have a laugh while you learn.
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Funniest Calcium Short Jokes
Short calcium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The calcium humour may include short potassium jokes also.
- My mother pushed me to become a chemist, she said i would be rich now im full of calcium, sulphur and hydrogen, but got no money
- Calcium requires the least amount of work to mine. Because it is commonly found 6 feet underground.
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Calcium One Liners
Which calcium one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with calcium? I can suggest the ones about sodium and chloride.
- Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements? Calcium, nickel, neon
- How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard.
- How much calcium is there, in a women's breast? Enough for me to grow an extra bone!
- Calcium got fired from the bank today. They say he could only deposit.
- What did the witch say when she found a molecule of calcium chloride? She CaCled.
- What elements does Bill Clinton hate the most ? Molybdenum Nickel Calcium
- What do you Get if you mix Calcium, Florine, and a middle finger CaFᵤ
- What did the Hispanic milk with 35% more calcium say to the regular 2% milk? Soy milk.
- Why don't you take two calciums to the bathroom? The go c**...
- You must be calcium You make my bone hard.
Cheerful Fun Calcium Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about calcium you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean phosphorus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make calcium pranks.
When life gives you...
...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
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s**... science joke
Calcium Carbonate gets into an argument with his friend, electron. "Why do you always have to be so negative?" "Shut up, you're just basic!"
Three expectant mothers are in a doctors waiting room...
They are sitting there quietly knitting jumpers for their babies. After a while they start to chat, and ask each other what supplements they are taking for their babies. The first says "I'm taking calcium so my baby has strong teeth and bones". The second says "I'm taking Vitamin B so my baby grows tall and strong". The third says "I'm taking thalidomide". Horrified the other two mothers ask her "Why on earth are you taking that?". She says "Because I can't knit sleeves".
