Cal Jokes

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Funniest Cal Short Jokes

Short cal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cal humour may include short undocumented jokes also.

1. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene.
   What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?
   Irene
   
2. If you live on the west coast of the USA right near the factory that makes diet pizza pockets, and you eat one Then that is a local lo-cal Cal-zone calzone.
3. My mother in law is so fat, her doctor has to use a special scale to take a reading.... They cal it a Richter scale.
4. Buying potato chips: - Third world: 3.50 $ ..! I can't afford that ..!
   - First world: 350 cal ..! I can't afford that ..!
5. What did they cal the museums they put Loyalists in after the American Revolution? Observe-a-Torys.
6. My dad got fired from Cal Trans for stealing... We couldn't believe it. But when we got home, we saw all of the signs.
7. Why'd the s**... starve to death? He only had 50 cals on him.
8. What do you call pirates who drink tea instead of r**...? Nau-tea-cal sailors

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Cal One Liners

Which cal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cal? I can suggest the ones about ladder and worker.

1. what do you cal 50 penguins in the arctic Lost
2. How do people in Nor Cal get around? Hella copters
3. What do you call an Indian trying to lose weight? A Cal-cutta
4. What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat? Claude
5. What do you call doctor for a doctor? A meta-cal doctor.
6. What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects? A gnatural disaster.
7. What do you cal two identical bottles of aftershave? CL-ones
8. (In Maths) Michael, give it back... "give back what?"
   "my cal"
9. Chuck Norris fired a Barrett 50 Cal and killed someone. Then the bullet hit the person.
10. If bird-watching is called bird-watching, what do you cal cow-watching? A steak out.
11. What do you cal a wine hangover? The grape depression.
12. Best math book never written: "High School Math" by Cal Q. Luss
13. What do you call someone shot with a .50 Cal? Paint
14. What do you cal a Deaf and Mute person? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come.
15. What do you cal an o**... in Alabama? A family reunion

Giggle-Inducing Cal Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about cal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cal pranks.