The Best 52 Cakes Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cakes Jokes and Puns
My girlfriend made me one of those sculpted 3D cakes for my birthday but wouldn't stop reminding me how it took her all day to decorate it..
..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake
Fish Cakes
A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?"
Bartender: No we don't.
Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday.
A man walks into the bakers...
A man walks into the bakers with a salmon under his arm. He asks the woman behind the counter "Excuse me, do you serve fish cakes?"
The woman replies, "Of course we don't!"
The man points to the fish and shouts - "Well what am I supposed to do?! Its his birthday!"
What do you get...
When you cross Aunt Jemima with Uncle Ben?
Rice cakes!
A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm.
"do you make fish cakes?"
"Yes we do" replies the fishmonger...
"Great" says the man, ït's his birthday"
Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?
Because icing is not allowed.
A man walks into a bakery...
So a man walks into a bakery with a fish under his arm. When he gets in there, the baker greets him and asks him how he could help the man.
"Do you sell fish cakes?", the man asks the baker.
"No, of course we don't!" the baker replies.
"But it's his birthday!"
Making Cakes
One day a daughter hears her parents having sex in the next room.
The next day she says her to her mother "mummy what were you and daddy doing last night?"
"We were making cakes honey."
A few weeks later, the daughter said to her mum.
"Mummy were you and daddy making cakes again last night?"
"Yes honey, how did you know?"
"Because I licked the icing off the table"
One of the cakes is missing from my German cake stall...
... I'm worried that it was stollen.
Why are wedding cakes the saddest cakes?
Because of all the tiers.
Army Post
A friend of mine recently back from his time in the army told me about one night, at his military base when he woke up about 2am, went outside - and he saw doughnuts, eclairs, cakes of all sizes scattered over the yard - but not another person in sight. Then he realised...
They had desserted their post.
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This place I know of makes some AMAZING wedding cakes
I hear they put in a lot of blood, sweat and tiers.
I only eat Whole Foods.
Whole pizzas, whole cakes, whole family meals.
How do they call dog cakes in Turkey?
Barklava.
A man walks into a chip shop with a fish under his arm and asks "Do you have any fish cakes?"
"No," replies the owner "we've sold out."
"That's a shame," says the man "it's his birthday."
I ordered a graduation cake for my son.
The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew?
A girl walks in on his parents doin' it...
The parents freak out and try to cover themselves.
The girl asks, Mommy, what are you guys doing?
The mom says, Your dad and I are making cakes.
The girl shrugs and goes back to her room.
*a week later
The girl asks her mom, Mommy, were you and daddy making cakes again in the living room?
The mother replies Yes we were.
The girl says. Oh cool because I just licked the frosting off the couch.
Man walks into a fishmonger carrying a trout under his arm...
He asks the shopkeeper, Do you sell fish cakes?
Shopkeeper replies Of course!
Man says, Thank god, it's his birthday!
The Queen hosts a garden party in Scotland.
The Scottish waiter arrives carrying a tray with many cakes on it. Queen asks, Is that a scone, or a meringue?
The waiter replies: Naw, yer quite right, that's a scone.
Patient: I seem to be seeing cream cakes in the corner of my eye
Doctor: that's just your profiterole vision
Why are birthday cakes with emos on them the best kind?
They cut themselves
Freddie Mercury offered to cater my wedding, so I asked him how many cakes he'd be making.
He said I want to bake three.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat... were you expecting a pi joke?
My wife asked for an amulet..
I made it along with side of toast and pan cakes. Not sure why she is still mad at me.
A man walks into a seafood restaurant carrying a fish under his arm
He approaches the owner of the restaurant and says, Does your restaurant serve fish cakes?
The owner responds, Yes, of course!
And the man with the fish says, Good, because it's his birthday.
A man walks into a bar with a fish under his arm...
He asked the barman if they sold any fish cakes. The barman said no and the man pouted. That's a shame, he said, pointing to the fish, it's his birthday!
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
C'mon, you know the rules!!
A Math Joke
The mathematician says, Pi r squared.
The baker replies, No, pies are round. Cakes are square.
Since its my cake day
I used to work at a very large balery known for making some of the most exquisite and famous cakes.
These cakes required a very intricate and delicate process to make them and involved a lot of processes and a secret recipe.
However in all my 20 years, the head baker never told me the full recipe only my part required in the preperartion.
He always told me that Bakers only trade recipes on a Knead to know basis.
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
Diabetes.
Did you really expect me to make a pie joke on my cake day? No, you get diabetes. All of them at the same time.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Probably a massive stomachache.
What, you didn't think I would make a pie joke on my cake day did you??
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
Really? You were expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
What happens when you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
Why don't you see too many short jokes about wedding cakes?
There are too many layers to it.
What happens when you eat 3.14 cakes
You get FAT.(if you aren't already)
Pfttttt. Did you expect a pi joke on my cake day?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You expected a Pi joke? On my cake day?
It's my cake day so here is my cake joke...
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says do you have fish cakes? The man behind the counter replies, No .
That's a pity, it's his birthday
What do you get if you eat 3.141593 cakes in one day?
Fat.
You get fat.
What, were you expecting a "pie" joke? *On my cake day?*
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
p.s not my joke, found it online
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get very fat.
What? You thought this was gonna be a pi joke?
Why would I make a pie joke on my cake day?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
What, did you think I would make a pie joke on my cake day?
What's the difference between pie and cake?
π r². Cakes are round.
Happy cake day to me.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
A massive stomachache.
Wait, you didn't think I was going to make a pie joke on my cake day, did you??
Licking the beaters.
I remember my mom baking cakes when I was a kid. She used an electric mixer. If I had been good, when she was done mixing she would let me lick the beaters. If I had been really good she would turn it off first.
A king's chef was sentenced to death, after serving terrible food one too many times...
On the day the sentence was to be carried out, the chef brought one of his cakes and presented it to the headsman, in the hopes it would encourage him to make the death quick and painless.
When the headsman returned home, his wife asked how the proceedings had gone.
"Awful taste but great execution."
What do you have if you eat 3.14 cakes
No self control
What do you get...
What do you get of you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
Cake
Went into a new bakers today where all the cakes were 50p.
Noticed one cake, however, that cost £1
Asked the baker why?…
…'Oh, that's Madeira cake'
Not my joke, but my favourite cake joke for my cake day!
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Piabetes.
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