Cake Jokes

• Short Cake Jokes
• Cake One Liners
• Cake Day Jokes
• Eating Cake Jokes
• Birthday Cake Jokes
• Wedding Cake Jokes
• More Cake Jokes

Funniest Cake Short Jokes

Short cake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cake humour may include short cream jokes also.

1. Since this is the first year that I've remembered my cake day, here's my four year old's favorite joke. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
2. I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying it's their cake day, just so people can wish them. You won't catch me doing that today.
3. For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
4. My wife left me because I'm too insecure. No wait, she's back. She just went out to bring me a cake.
5. My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized
6. I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet... I thought it'd be a piece of cake...
7. My favorite Dad joke, because it's my cake day. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
   Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan.
8. My son asked me, Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge? I smiled and said, Sure..." "But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.
9. For my cake day, I'd like to share my favorite joke of all time. Three guys were walking down the street.
   Two of them walked into a bar.
   The third guy ducked.
10. I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying that it's their cake day just for upvotes… You won't catch me doing that today.

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Cake One Liners

Which cake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cake? I can suggest the ones about bread and toast.

1. Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day. Feeling desserted.
2. My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma I replied "piece of cake"
3. Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday I feel desserted
4. nobody seems to upvote a cake joke on cakeday anymore Feeling desserted
5. I said I love you to my cake. It burst into tiers.
6. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
7. What happens when you don't get any upvotes on your cake day.... You feel desserted.
8. How does an uncreative Redditor get karma? Piece of cake.
9. What food makes women stop giving blow jobs? Wedding cake
10. What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day? Extra Karma... I hope.
11. Nobody upvotes a cake joke on cake days anymore Feeling desserted
12. Actual joke dad said this morning waitress: How do you like your egg?
    dad: in a cake
13. I went to a sad wedding Even the cake was in tiers.
14. What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake? Diabetes.
15. Friend: "how hard is it to get upvotes on reddit?" I told him it was a piece of cake.

Cake Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny cake day jokes and even better cake day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying that it's their cake day just so people can wish them a happy birthday. You won't catch me doing that today.
• Communist jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them.
  My favorite joke for my cake day
• What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts? You probably get Fat.
  What? were you expecting a pi joke?
  Not on my cake day!
• If McDonalds sold fancy steaks they'd call them Filet Mc'gnons ...also it's my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!
• I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 Michael Jackson parody today but I realized That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.
• The Most Dad Joke of Puns! All the best Puns are written down on paper. That way, they're truly tear-able.
  Also it's my cake day!
• What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes? Diabetes.
  Did you really expect me to make a pie joke on my cake day? No, you get diabetes. All of them at the same time.
• What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
  It's my cake day humour me.
• What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
  You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
  C'mon, you know the rules!!
• Cake joke for my cake day! Was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying.
  Even the cake was in tiers.

Eating Cake Jokes

Here is a list of funny eating cake jokes and even better eating cake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero.
• Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  -My 6 year old Nephew
• What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
  What, did you think I would make a pie joke on my cake day?
• What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
  You expected a Pi joke? On my cake day?
• Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake. Cons of being an adult: Nobody stopped me from eating an entire cake..
• The sin of Gluttony Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
• What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Probably a massive stomachache.
  What, you didn't think I would make a pie joke on my cake day did you??
• Food Coma…. A health forum speaker asks, Which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it.
  After a long silence, an old man answered,
  Wedding Cake …….
• What do you get when you eat 3.14 pies? Fat. You get fat.
  What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?
• What's the difference between cake and pie? πr^2, cake are round
  Bonus:
  What do jokesters eat for breakfast?
  Pun-cakes.

Birthday Cake Jokes

Here is a list of funny birthday cake jokes and even better birthday cake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake.
• Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl.
• A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm. "do you make fish cakes?"
  "Yes we do" replies the fishmonger...
  "Great" says the man, ït's his birthday"
• Sigh, nobody will upvote a cake joke on my birthday I feel so desserted.
• I could never figure out why birthday cake gave me heartburn. Apparently you're supposed to blow out and remove the candles first.
• The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling the birthday party thief . I've seen a lot of crazy criminals, … but this one takes the cake.
• Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?"
  Bartender: No we don't.
  Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday.
• Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes? Because icing is not allowed.
• What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake!
  C'mon, you know the rules!!
• I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides. I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too
  Today is my cake day

Wedding Cake Jokes

Here is a list of funny wedding cake jokes and even better wedding cake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went to a beautiful wedding this weekend. It was so emotional.
  Even the cake was in tiers.
• It was such an emotional wedding... Even the cake was in tiers.
• The last wedding I was at was very emotional. Everybody was crying, the Bride and Groom, the whole reception, the priest..
  Even the massive cake was in tiers..
• I was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying Even the cake was in tiers
• What kind of dessert makes women gain the most weight? Wedding Cake.
• Doctors say they found a food that causes years of pain and suffering after its eaten... It's called wedding cake
• I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers
• I just got back from a very emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers.
• I went to a very emotional wedding last weekend. Even the cake was in tiers.
• What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire? Wedding cake.

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What funny jokes about cake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cake pranks.