The Best 9 Caked Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Caked jokes. There are some caked draggin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caked mud puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Caked Jokes and Puns
It's my Cakeday! 8 Years on Reddit!
My life is the joke.
Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke.
Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.
Three apprentice vampire bats
Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to a farm and told to get as much blood as they can find by their teacher. 15 minutes go by and the first vampire bay returns with a little bit of blood on his teeth.
'Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? That's where I got it.' the bat replied.
Shortly after the second vampire bat returns with blood dripping from his snout.
Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? Do you see that cow beyond the chicken? That's where I got it.' the second bat replied.
Some time later the third bat returns with his whole face caked in blood.
Where did you get that blood!' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? Do you see that cow beyond the chicken? Do you see that wall beyond the cow? I didn't.'
It's my cakeday, so figured I'd tell this joke (game grumps told this joke)
What is a Jedi's Favourite Italian dessert...
OBI WAN CANOLI
Because of my cakeday, I'm going to make a joke about cake
You butter believe it
Cakeday Joke, a day late...
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"
"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."
Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"
"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."
Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I named *Cakeday?"*
His mother sighs. "Your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."
For my cakeday, a joke for you Connecticut state residents out there.
What's the difference between Bridgeport, CT, and Gotham City?
One's a post-industrial urban hellhole ridden with violent crime, corruption, and murderous psychopaths, and the other's Gotham City!
A blonde, a brunette and a man with bad dandruff walk into an elevator.
The mans dandruff is real bad, like caked on his shoulders bad. Once he gets off the brunette says to the blonde "He really needs some head and shoulders". The blonde says "How do I give shoulders?".
Cakeday special - what did the Chinese gangster do?
Made him an offer he couldn't understand
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caked fur jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working caked dust piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.