Cake Jokes
186 cake jokes and hilarious cake puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about cake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Cake jokes are the perfect way to add a little fun to any birthday party or celebration. From classic one-liners to hilarious cake puns, these jokes are sure to get a laugh out of everyone.
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- Since this is the first year that I've remembered my cake day, here's my four year old's favorite joke. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
- I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying it's their cake day, just so people can wish them. You won't catch me doing that today.
- For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
- My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized
- I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet... I thought it'd be a piece of cake...
- My favorite Dad joke, because it's my cake day. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan. - My son asked me, Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge? I smiled and said, Sure..." "But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.
- For my cake day, I'd like to share my favorite joke of all time. Three guys were walking down the street.
Two of them walked into a bar.
The third guy ducked. - Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero.
- I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week. Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".
He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".
So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".
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Cake One Liners
Which cake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cake? I can suggest the ones about bread and toast.
- Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day. Feeling desserted.
- My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma I replied "piece of cake"
- I said I love you to my cake. It burst into tiers.
- What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
- What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day? Extra Karma... I hope.
- Actual joke dad said this morning waitress: How do you like your egg?
dad: in a cake - I went to a sad wedding Even the cake was in tiers.
- What do you get when you eat 3.14 slice of cake? Diabetes.
- Friend: "how hard is it to get upvotes on reddit?" I told him it was a piece of cake.
- It's my cake day and no one cares I feel caked…pied….I mean desserted
- The best part about Reddit karma is, if you know what you're doing, it's a piece of cake.
- I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?
- If you struggle cutting cake.... Is it still a piece of cake?
- What do you call a 300 year old joke? Congress
PS: One day till cake day :D 11m 30d - What kind of dessert makes women gain the most weight? Wedding Cake.
Cake Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny cake day jokes and even better cake day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Communist jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them.
My favorite joke for my cake day - What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts? You probably get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Not on my cake day! - If McDonalds sold fancy steaks they'd call them Filet Mc'gnons ...also it's my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!
- I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 Michael Jackson parody today but I realized That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.
- The Most Dad Joke of Puns! All the best Puns are written down on paper. That way, they're truly tear-able.
Also it's my cake day! - What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
It's my cake day humour me. - Cake joke for my cake day! Was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying.
Even the cake was in tiers. - Teach a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day. Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime.
It's cake and y'all know the rules! - It's my cake day! Here is my favorite joke: Someone's been adding soil to my garden...
...the plot thickens - The only cake joke I could remember for cake day. What's the difference a cake and a pie?
πr2, cake is round.
Eating Cake Jokes
Here is a list of funny eating cake jokes and even better eating cake puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
-My 6 year old Nephew - Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake. Cons of being an adult: Nobody stopped me from eating an entire cake..
- Food Coma…. A health forum speaker asks, Which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it.
After a long silence, an old man answered,
Wedding Cake ……. - Did you hear about the German that couldn't eat his Christmas cake? It was stollen
- What do you get if you eat 3.141593 cakes in one day? Fat.
You get fat.
What, were you expecting a "pie" joke? *On my cake day?* - I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides. I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too
Today is my cake day - Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food. Wedding Cake.
Put-the-fork-down and walk away... - What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day? - What happens when you eat 3.14 cakes You get FAT.(if you aren't already)
Pfttttt. Did you expect a pi joke on my cake day? - Doctor, my eyes burn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Birthday Cake Jokes
Here is a list of funny birthday cake jokes and even better birthday cake puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake.
- Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl.
- I could never figure out why birthday cake gave me heartburn. Apparently you're supposed to blow out and remove the candles first.
- The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling the birthday party thief . I've seen a lot of crazy criminals, … but this one takes the cake.
- Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes? Because icing is not allowed.
- What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake!
C'mon, you know the rules!! - Dad gets mom a cake for her birthday every year But for Mother's Day he gives her a cream pie.
- What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake
- I actually just realized that cake day is your reddit anniversary and not your birthday because of a notification I just got It's me. I'm the joke
- I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl.
Wedding Cake Jokes
Here is a list of funny wedding cake jokes and even better wedding cake puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Doctors say they found a food that causes years of pain and suffering after its eaten... It's called wedding cake
- Last night I dreamt that I was a wedding cake. I woke up in tiers.
- My wedding was so beautiful Even the cake was in tiers
- Why did Helen of troy hate her wedding cake It was to Menilayas
- My fiancee keeps complaining our wedding cake isn't high enough. I just know it'll end in tiers.
- I expected more people to cry at my wedding But turns out only the cake was in tiers.
- Why are wedding cakes the saddest cakes? Because of all the tiers.
- Why don't you see too many short jokes about wedding cakes? There are too many layers to it.
- What's the opposite of an Aphrodisiac? Wedding cake
- This place I know of makes some AMAZING wedding cakes I hear they put in a lot of blood, sweat and tiers.
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Cake Jokes
What funny jokes about cake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cake pranks.
Finish what you start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already.
For my cake day, a joke...
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
Thought I'd share a favorite on my cake day
Gandhi used to walk barefoot on most days, neglecting modern footwear, and eventually grew a strong set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather weak and with his odd diet, suffered from very, very bad breath. To others he smelled atrocious, this super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Edit - formatting
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A little girl went with her father to the barber to get his hair cut....
...and her father gave her a snack cake to keep her quiet.
As she she frolicked around the barber shop with it, the barber warned, "Little girl, you are going the get hair on your t**...!"
She replied, "I know! I'm gonna grow boobies too!"
Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke.
Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.
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If meat is m**......
...then is cake battery?
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How do you get a fat girl into bed?
Piece of cake!
Ordering a cake over the phone
"And what would you like the cake to say?"
[covers phone to ask wife]
"Honey, do we want a talking cake?"
Two men were lost in a desert...
Dehydrated and dying, the men see a mirage of hundreds and hundreds of tents up ahead. As they get closer, they realize it's not a mirage, but a huge market.
The men stagger into the marketplace, begging everyone around for water, but the first few tents sell only jelly.
Moving on into the market, the men beg and plead for water but the next tents only sell cake.
As the men move forward they're surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of tents selling icecream only, with no water in sight.
The men finally exit the cluster of tents still dehydrated, and dying.
The first man turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or was that really odd?"
The other man replies, "Yeah. It WAS a trifle bazaar..."
Did you hear about the party thief?
I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake.
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Bert, the oldest guy at the company was retiring...
At his retirement party, as a surprise, a large cake was rolled out, and a s**..., scantly clad woman jumped out! The woman called him over and whispered, "Hey there s**..., you want some super s**... tonight?"
"Well", said Bert, "that depends, what sort of soup?"
I just took a Baking Class
The final was a piece of cake.
Two Scotsmen walk past a baker
One turns to the other and says 'Is that a cake or a meringue?'
The other replies 'no you're right, it's a cake'
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My friend drowned. So at his f**......
...we took a cake shaped like a life raft.
After all...It's what he would have wanted.
Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love.
They decide to get married and go to the baker's to pick out a wedding cake. The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake. They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry. "Oh, no, no, no," the baker responds, "I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I just can't support an inter-Rachel marriage!"
Happy Valentine's, everyone!
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The cake is a lie.
A little boy caught his mom and dad having s**.... After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?"
The mom quickly replied, "We were baking a cake."
A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake again?"
Surprised, she said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."
What is 20ft long and has 5 teeth?
The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair
A guy goes to a cake shop and says:
- Can you please make me a cake that says "you are the only one for me"?
- Yes sir.
- Well, I'll order five of those.
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A friend once asked me how to get a fat girl to fall in love with me.
I replied, "piece of cake."
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What do you feed a woman to stop her from having s**...?
Wedding cake
I'm not saying you are old...
but the candles cost more than your cake.
(I heard this one at a bridge club today)
I got my friend a cake in the shape of Pac Man
At least that's what I told him when he saw it.
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What type of cake makes you no longer have s**...?
Wedding cake
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Want to know how to get a fat girl in bed?
It's a piece of cake
In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
"It's hard to say."
How do you get a fat girl to bed?
I'll tell you, it's a piece of cake!
A cake joke, because it's my cake day!
It's my Cakeday! 8 Years on Reddit!
My life is the joke.
I think I discovered a really simple cure for anorexia.
It's a piece of cake.
How do you know if someone is just farming for karma?
They only post on their cake day
What takes 3 years?
Making a successful post on my cake day!
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
C'mon, you know the rules!!
A Redditor asks another Redditor what the best way to get karma is...
The experienced Redditor says: "It's a piece of cake."
Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!
It's a pizza cake!
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What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
Diabetes.
Did you really expect me to make a pie joke on my cake day? No, you get diabetes. All of them at the same time.
Today is my first cake day which means
My Reddit account is older than most anti-vax kids will ever be.
Since it's my cake day, I thought I'd do an appropriate joke. Why did the coffee cake kill himself?
Because his life was so crumby!
Duchess
It's my cake day, so here's a joke for everybody. My dad told me this joke, but I haven't seen it any other places:
A man goes on trial for calling the Duchess a pig. The judge finds him guilty of slander and explains that if he ever calls the Duchess a pig again he'll be severely punished. The man then says to the judge, If I can't call the Duchess a pig, would I still get punished for calling a pig Duchess?
The judge publicly rules that he can indeed call a pig Duchess.
On his way out of the courtroom, the man walks by the royal plaintiff, tips his hat, and says Good day, Duchess.
Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.
But today it's a piece of cake!
So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.
So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.
Teacher: Why on earth do you let your dog eat your homework?
Billy: Well, my dog really love to eat cake.
Teacher: And how does this even related?
Billy: Yesterday you said that the homework is a piece of cake....
Reddit, no matter how much I love cake...
...I would never dessert you.
What do you call it when redditors get undeserved free Karma?
Piece of Cake
How easy is it to tell a joke 1 year after joining Reddit?
A piece of cake.
I was so happy I didn't miss my cake day this year
It nearly brought me to tiers
Today is my first cake day! So I want to share a joke with eveyone
Wait a minute. Let me find a photo of myself first
For cake day, I wanted to share my grandpa's favorite joke when I was growing up: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
-A man fell in a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
-The man took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
-Bubbles was the woman next door.
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What does a bandmember of Pantera call it when they bake a d**...-shaped cake?
v**... display of flour.
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For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You expected a Pi joke? On my cake day?
For my first cake day I was just going to do a repost of someone else's cake joke.
But then I thought....
Nah, I could do batter.
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For Cake Day, here's my favorite pun: Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off?
He's all right now. Sadly, there's nothing left of him.
I logged on to Reddit today and was promised Fame, Fortune, and Women
The cake was a lie.
It's my cake day so here is my cake joke...
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says do you have fish cakes? The man behind the counter replies, No .
That's a pity, it's his birthday
My Account is 3 Months and 14 Days Old, So It's Not My Cake Day
It's my Pie Day
Pie Day's over, get out of my house
