The Best 3 Cake Face Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cake Face jokes. There are some cake face cheek jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cake face fruit cake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cake Face Jokes and Puns

Three apprentice vampire bats

Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to a farm and told to get as much blood as they can find by their teacher. 15 minutes go by and the first vampire bay returns with a little bit of blood on his teeth.
'Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? That's where I got it.' the bat replied.

Shortly after the second vampire bat returns with blood dripping from his snout.
Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? Do you see that cow beyond the chicken? That's where I got it.' the second bat replied.

Some time later the third bat returns with his whole face caked in blood.
Where did you get that blood!' asked the teacher.
'Do you see that chicken? Do you see that cow beyond the chicken? Do you see that wall beyond the cow? I didn't.'

A man comes home, sees his wife cooking and says watcha makin?

The wife says I'm baking a cake in honor of a famous Jamaican. It will have his face on it .

The man says yeah I know that. I asked 'what Jamaican?

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

But at least now we can see your face

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cake face face book jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cake face face mole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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