The Best 53 Cait Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cait Jokes and Puns
Caitlyn Jenner took Descartes' advice too seriously
I think therefore I am
Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny?
Because the FDA just banned trans fats.
Did you know you can see through Caitlyn Jenner?
She is trans-parent.
[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
If Caitlyn Jenner has proved one thing...
It's that women are terrible drivers.
It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one.
Caitlyn Jenner has been charged with manslaughter.
And now I hear she's facing charges for a car accident. That's rough!
Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?
Because she is Trans-parent!
(Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident
I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter.
Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label...
It says:
Warning - May contain traces of nuts.
Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?
I guess she is trans parent now
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What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?
X-Men
What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
Manning was just a bit too much for them.
Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter?
It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped.
If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on?
The Ex-Men.
What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?
They're both convertables.
What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?
The Battle of the Bulge.
Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?
Because she's Transparent.
Caitlyn Jenner is going to be lead actress...
In the next eX-men film.
How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?
They went outside and exchanged blows.
Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?
She's a transparent.
If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero
She could either be the ex-men or transformers
Why will Caitlyn Jenner never become a man again?
Because it's easier to dig a hole than to build a pole.
If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero, what team would she fight for ?
Ex-men
If caitlyn jenner was a super hero, what team would she be on?
The X-Men
I'll see myself out.
If Caitlyn Jenner is now a woman...
Does that mean she's a part of the X-Men?
Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel.
She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.
Caitlin Jenner is starting a new superhero group
They're called the X-Men
Caitlyn Jenner has an assignment from the Military
I guess you could call it a Transmission
Do you think when Caitlyn Jenner tries to tell badass stories to her kids they see right through her?
Because she's transparent?
*ba dun tsk*
If Caitlin Jenner was a super hero
Would she be an X-man or a Transformer?
What will Caitlyn Jenner's ghost look like to the Kardashian kids?
Transparent
Caitlyn Jenner came out today
and said she was groped by Bruce Jenner over several years
What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite prank?
The ding-dong ditch
Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for Sexual Harassment...
Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.
Caitlyn Jenner just became the latest to expose another sexual harasser.
She is alleging Bruce Jenner groped her about 10 years ago.
If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero...
I'm not sure what her name would be, but I'm quite sure she'd be a part of the Ex-men.
If Caitlyn Jenner became a superhero...
Would she be an ex-man or a trans-former?
Caitlyn Jenner won Woman of the Year on 2015
Proving that even when men are women they're better at it than women are.
Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join...
She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
Why can you see through Caitlyn Jenner's mom?
Because she's a trans-parent
If Caitlyn Jenner was in a movie...
Would it be Ex-Men, or Trans-Formers?
What do Caitlyn Jenner and Wolverine have in common?
They are both X-Men.
How does Caitlyn Jenner start a story?
"Well, when I was boy..."
IF Caitlyn Jenner wanted to be a movie franchise.....
She would be in the Transformers franchise
Is Caitlin Jenner a mutant?
Yes, she is part of the X-Men
How are Caitlyn Jenner and water the same?
They're both transparent!
Caitlyn Jenner's Malibu Home Burnt Down
That's what happens when you get rid of your fire house.
If Caitlyn Jenner got metoo'd and were to publish a book on the subject
do you think the title would be Rape of Man-thing ?
Why should Caitlin Jenner's name be Amanda?
Because he's a man, duh
If Caitlyn Jenner wanted to play a marvel villain, what would she be called?
Tranos.
Why was Caitlyn Jenner chosen as the PTA treasurer?
Because posting read Must be trans parent.
Caitlyn Jenner decathlon joke
Caitlyn Jenner recently confirmed that when she won the decathlon gold medal, she was, in fact, absolutely 100 heterosexual.
She wanted to set the record straight.
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