The Best 10 Cairo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cairo jokes. There are some cairo tutankhamun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cairo mahmoud puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cairo Jokes and Puns

The government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.

An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar...

An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar was offered a large skull by a street-trader. "Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra, effendi," said the Egyptian, "only one hundred English pounds."

"No, thank you," said the Englishman. "It's far too expensive."

"How 'bout dis one, effendi?" said the street-trader, producing a small skull.

"Whose skull is that?"

"Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra when she was little girl!"

I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo...

I guess you could say I've been E-gipped.

Cairo joke, I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo...

My friend from Cairo keeps trying to sell me his time share property...

... I think it might be a Pyramid Scheme.

An English tourist in a Cairo marketplace was offered a large skull by a street trader

"This is the skull of Great Queen Cleopatra for only One hundred English pound." said the trader.

The tourist says, "No thank you, it's far too expensive."

Then the trader produces a small skull and says, "How about this one?"

The tourist asks, "Whose skull is that?"

The trader replies, "Tis the skull of Great Queen Cleopatra when she was a little girl!"


I got scammed by a market vendor in Cairo

Egypt me

Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding.

The citizens of Cairo are still in denial

Cairo joke, Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding.

Have you heard about Cario's taxi drivers?

The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.

What do you call an Egyptian backhoe?

Cairo tractor

Do people in Egypt call Cairo...

The Nile High City?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cairo cleopatra jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cairo egyptian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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