Cain Jokes
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Funniest Cain Short Jokes
Short cain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cain humour may include short genesis jokes also.
- "I accept your sacrifice." Good news, if your name is Cain.
Bad news, if your name is Abraham.
Tremendous news, if your name is Mikhail Tal. - Did you guys know that handicapped people were mentioned in the beginning of the bible? Cain's family was dis-Abel'd.
- Yesterday, Bill Clinton endorsed Newt Gingrich's immigration policy Today he's endorsing Herman Cain's domestic policy.
- [jeopardy] "The Bible for $500 Alex"
Alex: The moral in Genesis
"What is don't walk with a Cain if you're Abel?"
Alex: We'll accept that - Why couldn't Cain make offerings to God as well as his brother? Because he just wasn't Abel.
- Cain's wife must have had a lot of questions. You weren't Abel to come up with a punch line?
- Who is the only person Eric Clapton has saved from falling out a window? Michael Caine
- Jon Jones will for sure beat Cain Velasquez. Its no secret he recently did kocaine many times.
- What is something Charlie Sheen looks forward to working with? Michael Caine
- How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine
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Cain One Liners
Which cain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cain? I can suggest the ones about gospel and bible.
- How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel.
- Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction? Cain.
He wasn't Abel. - Who killed 25% of the world's population during his time? Cain.
- Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother? Because he wasn't Abel.
- Are you abel to kill your brother? I bet you cain't
- What do you call it when Cain insults his brother? Disable.
- What's Miami's biggest issue? The canes, caine and hurricanes
- What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
- Why couldn't Cain make God love him? Because he wasn't *able*
- How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel. Thank you.
- Yo momma's so old, her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
- When Adam and Eve found out that Abel was dead they raised Cain.
- Is an evil adorabel person A window Cain
- How do you get pickled bread? With dill-dough.
Credit goes to a J. Cain - What drugs do cows take? Cow-caine
Comical & Quirky Cain Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about cain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean goddammit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cain pranks.
Did you hear about the 5 constipated men in the Bible?
1. Cain. He wasn't Abel....
2. Moses. He took 2 tablets....
3. Balaam. He couldn't move his a**...(it's in the Bible, look it up)....
4. King Solomon. He sat on the throne for 40 years.....
5. King David. He said no power in Heaven or on Earth could move him.....
Cain, son of Adam, had a s**... load of responsibilities.
Aside from being a farmer Cain was supposed to m**... his brother and do a whole slew of other s**... so that future generations could learn from his mistakes. The lord felt pity for Cain's workload and assigned another human to shoulder some of the load. He called him co-cain. Co-cain helped him get s**... done.
The reason Cain commited m**...
He was going to stop, but he wasn't Abel.
Herman Cain is going to find out about the Coronavirus 5x5x5 plan.
Positive test within 5 days of TrumpRallyTulsa
He spread Coronavirus to least 5 of his friends
He only has 5 minutes left of his 15 minutes of fame
