The Best 8 Caiman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Caiman jokes. There are some caiman smartass jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caiman crocodile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Caiman Jokes and Puns

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts

"Hey are you a caiman?"



"I'm alright, thanks kid!" He replies

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts "Hey are you a caiman?"

"I'm alright, thanks kid", he replies.

I told my pet alligator to stay outside

But he caiman anyway

A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition...

But it caiman second.


An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you?

This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.

The snake slithers into the store, the lizard crawled into the store...

And the crocodile caiman

So a gator's friends are waiting for him at a bar

His friends are having drinks, eating, and playing pool. They start to wonder where their friend is, so they decide to call him. He answers the phone and his friend asks him where he is. The gator replies "I had to do some laundry, I'm here now though, I just cai-man."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caiman iguana jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working caiman ocelot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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