Cah Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

The Conservation of the Letter R

Everytime a Bostonian "pahks his cah in the yahd", a Texan warshes something

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.

If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a
Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest,
causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

A new study has found that 98% of vehicular collisions with crows in Boston involve trucks and other large vehicles

Apparently they can all yell cah, cah, but not bus, bus.

Professors at a university stumbled upon a pile of dead crows.

Upon taking them in for examination, they noticed that most had faint paint stains on their bodies. It was determined 98% of the murder of crows were hit by trucks and 2% by cars as the cause of death.

Why were there so many hit by trucks rather than cars?

The lookout crow could call out "Cah," but they couldn't call out "Truck."

What Gives Me Uncontrollable Gas?

Auschwitz.





(I played this hand in CAH <3)

If you like double entendre...

(Originally from CAH) Come back to my place and I'll show you a manhole.

Khakis

In the US, they are a pair of brown pants.
In Boston, they are the things that you open your car with.

Example:
> Oops, I lost yah kahkis, now i caht pahk yah cah in the Hahvahd Yahd.

*Hint: say it out loud.*

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