The Best 12 Cages Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cages jokes. There are some cages cage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cages nicolas cage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cages Jokes and Puns
I took my 8 year old niece to the zoo last week...
..we were walking around the various cages and enclosures when all of a sudden she yells, Look Uncle John! It's a frickin' Elephant!
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. What did you just call it? I asked.
It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture! she said, ... and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
The craziest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cages in our local zoo.
That shit was bananas.
How lonely are you?
I'm so lonely I go to the batting cages to play catch.
My wife asked me why Russia has paid family leave while the US does not...
I explained that in Russia life is hard and adults need to be incentivized to produce more kids.
But in America, if we want more kids, we just have to let some immigrants out of their cages. Much cheaper.
One day, a zookeeper is walking around the zoo when he sees a man throwing $20 bills into all the exhibits he passes.
"Why are you throwing money into those cages?" asks the zookeeper.
"Because that sign says it's okay," says the man, pointing to a sign.
The zookeeper looks up at the sign. It says, "Do not feed animals. $20 fine."
I walked into a pet shop.
I said, "Have you got any bird cages for my son?"
He said, "What sort were you thinking?"
I said, "I don't care, as long as he can't get out."
"The truth shall set you free" I tell my kids.
Then they usually reply "c'mon dad that's so tacky and cliche"
And then I laugh trying to get them to laugh
Then they start laughing
Then I laugh even more!
Thetruth is the pass word to their cages!
Bahahahaha!
A mouse found a lion and a fox trapped in two different cages.
The lion begged to the mouse to free it and promised not to eat it.
But then the fox said Lion's lion to you.
Amused by the joke the mouse freed the fox instead.
My mate was telling me he buys extra large cage eggs instead of the regular ones.
He feels better knowing their cages are bigger than all the rest of the other chickens.
Your momma is so fat
When she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people would walk by and say, "Look at that hippopotamus."
What would a Republican daycare look like?
Each child and baby would be in a fantastic cage. The best cages. A lot of people tell me these cages would be the best cages by far.
You can explore cages zookeeper reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cages petshop dad jokes. There are also cages puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I don't think England is sovereign at all; . . .
. . . the President wants to feel at home for his visit, they should renovate a Walmart with cages.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cages menagerie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cages birdcage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.