Cages Jokes
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I took my 8 year old niece to the zoo last week...
..we were walking around the various cages and enclosures when all of a sudden she yells, Look Uncle John! It's a frickin' Elephant!
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. What did you just call it? I asked.
It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture! she said, ... and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
I went to a zoo the other day, but all the cages were empty apart from one that just had a little dog in it
It was a shih tzu
Someone Opened the Cages in the Reptile House at the Zoo
The keeper tried everything but couldn't get the snakes back in their cages.
Frantic, he yelled to his assistant, Call a lawyer!
A lawyer? Why?
We need someone who speaks their language.
The craziest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cages in our local zoo.
That s**... was bananas.
How lonely are you?
I'm so lonely I go to the batting cages to play catch.
My wife asked me why Russia has paid family leave while the US does not...
I explained that in Russia life is hard and adults need to be incentivized to produce more kids.
But in America, if we want more kids, we just have to let some immigrants out of their cages. Much cheaper.
One day, a zookeeper is walking around the zoo when he sees a man throwing $20 bills into all the exhibits he passes.
"Why are you throwing money into those cages?" asks the zookeeper.
"Because that sign says it's okay," says the man, pointing to a sign.
The zookeeper looks up at the sign. It says, "Do not feed animals. $20 fine."
I walked into a pet shop.
I said, "Have you got any bird cages for my son?"
He said, "What sort were you thinking?"
I said, "I don't care, as long as he can't get out."
"The truth shall set you free" I tell my kids.
Then they usually reply "c'mon dad that's so tacky and cliche"
And then I laugh trying to get them to laugh
Then they start laughing
Then I laugh even more!
Thetruth is the pass word to their cages!
Bahahahaha!
A mouse found a lion and a fox trapped in two different cages.
The lion begged to the mouse to free it and promised not to eat it.
But then the fox said Lion's lion to you.
Amused by the joke the mouse freed the fox instead.
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