The Best 31 Cafeteria Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cafeteria jokes. There are some cafeteria gymnasium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cafeteria school cafeteria puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cafeteria Jokes and Puns
What do the Millenials eat at the NASA cafeteria?
Asstronaut
At my school, the cafeteria has "World Cuisine" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia...
...they served us nothing.
While were at it, this is the joke I made up when I was 9
A football team is eating in the cafeteria and they're all waiting in line. Sean plays safety on the football team, and all of the sudden, he starts to cut the line!
Everybody is upset: "Why do you get to go ahead?" They asked.
Sean replied: "Safety First!"
Corny I know, but I was convinced I would be a comedian
What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?
Alphabet Soup.
Star Wars meat joke
As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: "For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."
At The Hospital
I was sitting in the hospital cafeteria when the doctor approached me.
"I'm afraid your wife didn't make it," he said.
"I can tell Doc," I replied.
"This sandwich is gorgeous."
What is The ISIS Cafeteria called?
Allahu Snakbar.
A student walks into a cafeteria
"I would have two sausages please"
"You're rich today, aren't you?"
"... and ten forks, please"
What did the caveman order at the cafeteria?
A Club Sandwich
An old man is walking through a crowded cafeteria...
Blocking the exit is a man with 14 children.
The old man scowls and makes his way through the children, but his metal cane hits some of the childrens' legs as well as the man's legs.
The man angrily says "Hey, could you put some rubber on that tip of yours! You're bangin' us up!"
The old man haughtily replies "If you had done that before then we wouldn't be in this situation!"
God is watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples
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When I was a kid I used to find sweet notes in my lunch at school
But that stopped after they fired the cafeteria worker
A Buddhist monk walks into a cafeteria
"Good morning Sir what would you like in your sandwich?"
"Make me one with everything"
I met this beautiful girl that just made me blush uncontrollably today.
She pulled down my pants in the cafeteria and everyone laughed at my animal patterned underwear.
The chemistry department cafeteria has good food, but finding a place to sit can be a challenge.
They only have periodic tables.
Why do neo-Nazis always order milk at the cafeteria?
They hate the juice.
A seventh grader asked his English teacher a question in class
"Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. She replied, "We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent."
During lunch break that day, the teacher gave the student her packed lunch and asked him to heat it in the Cafeteria. He ate all the food and returned her the empty container.
Shocked, she asked: "What happened? The boy replied: "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.
What's the Islamic equivalent of cafeteria Christianity?
Allah-cart.
What does a school cafeteria and the KSI vs Logan Paul fight have in common?
Their beef is fake
Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?"
I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"
That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.
Lollypops
On Fridays our school sells lollypops in the cafeteria. I bought 22 so that I can be sick and not have to come to school tomorrow! Works every time.
Today the cafeteria had an african theme
And there was nothing to eat
My cousin used to work at a prison's cafeteria
The work was grueling
two astronauts are in the ISS cafeteria
astronaut 1: i can't find the milk for my coffee
astronaut 2: in space, no one can. here, use cream
Two parents are arguing about whose child is the most stupid.
"Mine is very stupid", says the first one. "And to show you what I mean: Hey son, take this dollar and go buy my a piano! You saw him! He's going!"
"Nah... mine is even more stupid" replies the second one. "Hey son, go to the cafeteria to check if I'm there. Check him out!! He left."
Later, the two sons meet up outside the cafeteria.
"Hey, my father is very stupid" says the first one, "He gave me this dollar to go and buy him a piano, and he didn't even tell me which brand he wants it!"
"That's so stupid, but mine is the most stupid! He asked me to go to the cafeteria to check if he's there. Like, he just cant call and check!"
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the cafeteria?
Trey
I went to the hospital to visit my friend who had an accident.
While waiting in the waiting room, I felt hungry so bought some juice and 2 burgers from the cafeteria.
I was about to eat, when I saw a kid sitting on the chair beside me looking at me. I asked him if he was hungry. He nodded. So I gave him one of my burgers.
After a few minutes, his mother came and saw him finishing the burger.
She got real angry and started shouting.
"Who is the shit person who gave him this burger. I drove 20 miles to get him tested on an empty stomach."
I
JUST
RAN.
One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H ...in Hour, Honour. ...etc. ...??????
My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent "....... (I was even more confused .....?????)
During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container. ....!!!!!!!
My English Teacher : What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.
I replied, "sir, I thought 'H' was silent.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of hot dogs. The nun posted a sign on the hot dog tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the hot dogs."
Three Jewish guys are having a conversation about how reform their synagogues are…
The first man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that they serve shrimp and pork in the cafeteria
The second man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that they serve us shrimp and pork on Yom Kippur
The third man exclaims My synagogue is so reform that on Yom Kippur there's a sign on the door that says 'Sorry, closed for the holidays'
Credits to wherever my Grandpa read this…
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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