The Best 6 Caeser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Caeser jokes. There are some caeser edraculation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caeser cleopatra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Caeser Jokes and Puns

Did you know that Brutus killed Caeser over a game of Battleship?

Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"

Any salad is a Caeser Salad if you stab it enough times

It's also more healthy if you've Et tu

My girlfriend tried to sneak leafy greens into another country on our vacation...

...I thought customs was gonna Caeser salad, but they let it romaine.

Julius Caeser and Alexander the Great are in a bathroom together

They are both going pee in two urinals right next to each other. Alexander the Great leans over the divider looks at Caeser and says "My empire is bigger than yours"

A man goes into a diner and sees the guy next to him repeatedly stabbing his Salad.

"Why are you stabbing your salad?" He asks.

"I'm making it a Caeser salad."


What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caeser hummussexual jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working caeser childbirth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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