Caesars Pizza Jokes

Funniest Caesars Pizza Short Jokes

Short caesars pizza jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caesars pizza humour may include short little caesars jokes also.

1. How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With little Caesars.
   Credit goes to Burnie Burns who told this joke on a podcast.
2. My Mexican friend My Mexican friend asked me, What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? I asked, What? He said, Little Caesars!
3. The Dirtiest Dad Joke Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says
   "5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious
4. Why did the pizza company pull out from marathon sponsorships? Because it's not smart to run with Little Caesars
5. What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars

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Caesars Pizza One Liners

Which caesars pizza one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caesars pizza? I can suggest the ones about pizza slice and little caesar.

1. How does a mexican cut a pizza? With *little* *caesars*
2. How do Mexicans cut their pizza? They use Little Caesars
3. What do Mexicans use to cut there pizza? Little Caesars.
4. What do midgets use to cut their pizza coupons? Little Caesars
   ^^I'm ^^sorry
5. I like my women like my Little Caesar's pizza Hot and ready
6. What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars.
7. My favorite Caesar quote. "Pizza! Pizza!"
8. What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's
9. I like my girls like I like my little Caesars pizza Hot and ready when I walk in
10. What do Mexican's use to cut their pizza? Lil' Caesar's!! (little scissors)
11. What do south americans use to cut pizza? Little caesars
12. What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Little Caesars!
13. How do you cut a pizza shop in half? with Little Caesars.
14. Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?" "Ate two, Brute."
15. What did Ancient Rome cut their pizza with? Little Caesars.

Fun-Filled Caesars Pizza Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about caesars pizza you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dominos pizza jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caesars pizza pranks.