The Best 17 Caesars Pizza Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Caesars Pizza jokes. There are some caesars pizza jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caesars pizza puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Caesars Pizza Jokes and Puns

How does a Mexican cut a pizza?

With *little* *caesars*

What do midgets use to cut their pizza coupons?

Little Caesars

^^I'm ^^sorry

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

With little Caesars.

Credit goes to Burnie Burns who told this joke on a podcast.

I like my women like my Little Caesar's pizza

Hot and ready

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

My favorite Caesar quote.

"Pizza! Pizza!"

Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey

Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?

Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...

Brutus: I ate 2 slices.


What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

I like my girls like I like my little Caesars pizza

Hot and ready when I walk in

What do Mexican's use to cut their pizza?

Lil' Caesar's!! (little scissors)

What do south americans use to cut pizza?

Little caesars

You can explore caesars pizza reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean caesars pizza dad jokes. There are also caesars pizza puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My Mexican friend

My Mexican friend asked me, What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? I asked, What? He said, Little Caesars!

How do you cut a pizza shop in half?

with Little Caesars.

Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?"

"Ate two, Brute."

Why did the pizza company pull out from marathon sponsorships?

Because it's not smart to run with Little Caesars

What did Ancient Rome cut their pizza with?

Little Caesars.

The Dirtiest Dad Joke

Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says
"5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caesars pizza jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working caesars pizza piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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