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Caesars Pizza Jokes

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How does a mexican cut a pizza?

With *little* *caesars*

What do midgets use to cut their pizza coupons?

Little Caesars
^^I'm ^^sorry

My favorite Caesar quote.

"Pizza! Pizza!"

Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey

Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?

The Dirtiest Dad Joke

Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says
"5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious

How do you cut a pizza shop in half?

with Little Caesars.

Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?"

"Ate two, Brute."

Why did the pizza company pull out from marathon sponsorships?

Because it's not smart to run with Little Caesars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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