Caesars Jokes

Funniest Caesars Short Jokes

Short caesars jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caesars humour may include short tacos jokes also.

1. Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered."
   Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
2. Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new? Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.
3. What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan? Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered."
   Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
4. Why was Julius Caesar's phone bill so high? Because he was Roman.
5. How do Mexicans cut their pizza? They use Little Caesars
6. After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars... if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality
7. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
8. What do Mexicans use to cut there pizza? Little Caesars.
9. What do midgets use to cut their pizza coupons? Little Caesars
   ^^I'm ^^sorry
10. What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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Caesars One Liners

Which caesars one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caesars? I can suggest the ones about julius caesar and little caesars.

1. How does a mexican cut a pizza? With *little* *caesars*
2. How do you arrest a Roman woman? Caesar.
3. How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.
4. How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars.
5. Agreeable Caesar He came, he saw, and he concurred.
6. Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough.
7. Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers, please!"
8. Caesar is dead The Romaine Empire has fallen, Lettuce pray
9. Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad
10. What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars.
11. How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut? With little Caesar's.
12. "Hey Caesar, what's the date?" "8/2, Brute"
13. Not everyone thinks that Cleopatra is beautiful... ... but that's the way Julius Caesar.
14. How do you make a Caesar salad from a salad? You stab it 23 times
15. How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars.

Little Caesars Jokes

Here is a list of funny little caesars jokes and even better little caesars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Hey girl are you Little Caesar's? Cus you're hot and I'm ready
• How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With little Caesars.
  Credit goes to Burnie Burns who told this joke on a podcast.
• What do you call Italian children with epilepsy? Little Caesars
• I like my women like my Little Caesar's pizza Hot and ready
• What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars.
• What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's
• I like my girls like I like my little Caesars pizza Hot and ready when I walk in
• What do Mexican's use to cut their pizza? Lil' Caesar's!! (little scissors)
• What do south americans use to cut pizza? Little caesars
• What's the best way to deliver a cheesy joke? Show up at someone's house with Little Caesar's.

Caesars Pizza Jokes

Here is a list of funny caesars pizza jokes and even better caesars pizza puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My favorite Caesar quote. "Pizza! Pizza!"
• My Mexican friend My Mexican friend asked me, What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? I asked, What? He said, Little Caesars!
• The Dirtiest Dad Joke Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says
  "5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious
• What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Little Caesars!
• How do you cut a pizza shop in half? with Little Caesars.
• Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?" "Ate two, Brute."
• Why did the pizza company pull out from marathon sponsorships? Because it's not smart to run with Little Caesars
• What did Ancient Rome cut their pizza with? Little Caesars.
• What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars

Comical Caesars Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about caesars you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blackjack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caesars pranks.