Caesarean Jokes
5 caesarean jokes and hilarious caesarean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caesarean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Caesarean Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good caesarean joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Making Babies
A couple went to the hospital for their baby delivery. The wife was very sickly and fragile. The deliver had to be a Caesarean section. The husband was pacing the hallways while the wife was in surgery. The nurse finally came out of the delivery room with a little package wrapped in a blue blanket. The nurse said to the husband, "Here is your new baby boy, I'm very sorry your wife didn't make it". The husband handed the baby back to the nurse and demanded, "Give me the baby my wife made, not this one."
I was born caesarean.
You can't really tell, although, whenever I leave the house I go out through the window.
I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months...
...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean.
-Ed Byrne
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's w**....
How do chickens perform a Caesarean section?
With a hatchet!
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