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If you stab it enough.
It becomes a Caesar Salad
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Stab it a bunch of times.
Guess I shouldn't have ordered the Caesar salad
It was a Caesar salad
Caesar salad.
so long as you stab it enough times.
Chicken Caesar Salad
Finally, the chicken Caesar salad.
Stab it 23 times.
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name... a salad.... after me...ahhh
Stab it twenty-three times.
Chicken Caesar salad.
"Caesar Salad."
[OC.]
Caesar salad
A piece of Romaine stabs him in the back
You just gotta add 23 knives.
With a knife and Caesar dressing.
I knew what it was - it was a chicken Caesar salad. (chicken sees a salad).
They meet in front of the restaurant and Caesar sees a big knife in Brutus' hand.
βWhy do you have a knife with you? he asks.
Brutus answers: βit's for the salad later
I declined, telling him that I thought the dressing backstabbed the whole meal.
A Caesar salad.
Happy belated Ides of March, everybody!
Caesar salad.
Unfortunately, they only managed to Caesar salad.
You stab 23 times!
A Chicken Caesar salad
it's safe to say that Caesar, emperor of salads, has fallen with the great Romaine empire.
Et tu crudite'
You need to make a normal salad then stab it with a salad fork 23 times.
Caesar.
A Caesar salad
Because he wanted to stab his Caesars.
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