Caesar.
He came, he saw, and he concurred.
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered."
Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
If you stab it enough.
Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered."
Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers, please!"
It becomes a Caesar Salad
"8/2, Brute"
Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks "Don't you mean a martini?" "Look," Caesar retorts, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
meaning I came, I saw, I conquered.
Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto:
Veni, vidi, veni.
Veni, Vidi... Veni.
Roy Moore: Vidi, vici, veni.
Stab it a bunch of times.
Veni
Guess I shouldn't have ordered the Caesar salad
Caesar walks into a bar and orders a martinus.
The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?"
Caesar says, "If I wanted a double, I would have ordered a double!"
A young Julius Caesar and his friend Kevin were walking a Roman road. Caesar says "I'm really thinking about going all out this year and having a bust made of myself" to which Kevin
replied..."Ughh...Don't get a-head of yourself".
At two, Brutus.
Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler
Chicken Caesar Salad
Caesar!
Veni Vidi Veni
Stab it 23 times.
He died surrounded by all of his friends.
"Veni."
During Julis Caesar's campaigns against the Germanic tribes, he came across never before seen weather, it came crashing down on the men and stalled exit of the most recently conquered villages.
Amazed by this, he asks one of the local what it is.
"Hail, Caesar" The man replies.
A2, Brute?
Talk about getting stabbed in the back
I can't believe you had the Gaul to do this.
You're driving me in-Seine. I can't handle this Rhine now.
"Hail, Caesar"
Chicken Caesar salad.
He wasn't keen on the Caesar. But he still et tu.
Caesar walks into a bar, and tells the bartender "I'll have a martinus."
The bartender says "Don't you mean a martini, sire?"
Caesar scowls, and says "If I wanted a double I would have said so!"
... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks,
"Do you mean a martini?"
"No. Just one, please."
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
While there he breaks off from his group of friends to talk to an attractive young woman. His friends don't see him for the rest of the night, and the next morning they're all eager to find out what happened. So when they next see him they ask him what happened.
"Vidi, vici, veni" replies Ceasar.
"Can someone get me some dry socks?"
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
"Pizza! Pizza!"
His wife runs over and screams; I think he's having a Caesar!
Caesar salad
With a knife and Caesar dressing.
Julius Caesar is looking for a lady. A friend of his suggests a woman he knows. He meets the woman, and they go to his house. The next day, Caesar bumps into his friend again. The friend asks "how did it go"? Caesar replies, "I saw, I conquered, I came."
But that was when his friend said: "Hey! Don't get a head of yourself!"
"Etude, Brute?"
You just gotta add 23 knives.
A piece of Romaine stabs him in the back
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Rock
The owner stops him at the door and says: "I cannot believe you have the Gaul to just strut in here like that!"
But Caesar's not home. They ask the servant, "Where is Caesar?"
"He's just Roman"
Gayus Julius Caesar: I saw, I conquered, I came
Brutus asks: How many apples did you eat last night?
Julius responds: Et two, Brute.
Et tu crudite'?
and said, 'Youtube, route us'.
Veni! Veni! Veni!
says to the bartender *I'll have 5 beers, please*
that he died a holy man.
Caesar salad.
A Chicken Caesar salad
They meet in front of the restaurant and Caesar sees a big knife in Brutus' hand.
„Why do you have a knife with you? he asks.
Brutus answers: „it's for the salad later
A Caesar salad.
Happy belated Ides of March, everybody!
I came. I saw. I concurred.
You stab 23 times!
I knew what it was - it was a chicken Caesar salad. (chicken sees a salad).
Vidi, Vici, Veni.
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