Caesar Jokes

Funniest Caesar Short Jokes

Short caesar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caesar humour may include short gladiator jokes also.

1. Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered."
   Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
2. Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new? Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.
3. What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan? Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered."
   Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
4. Why was Julius Caesar's phone bill so high? Because he was Roman.
5. How do Mexicans cut their pizza? They use Little Caesars
6. After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars... if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality
7. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
8. What do Mexicans use to cut there pizza? Little Caesars.
9. What do midgets use to cut their pizza coupons? Little Caesars
   ^^I'm ^^sorry
10. What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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Caesar One Liners

Which caesar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caesar? I can suggest the ones about julius caesar and caesar salad.

1. How does a mexican cut a pizza? With *little* *caesars*
2. How do you arrest a Roman woman? Caesar.
3. How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.
4. How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars.
5. Agreeable Caesar He came, he saw, and he concurred.
6. Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough.
7. Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers, please!"
8. Caesar is dead The Romaine Empire has fallen, Lettuce pray
9. Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad
10. What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars.
11. How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut? With little Caesar's.
12. "Hey Caesar, what's the date?" "8/2, Brute"
13. Not everyone thinks that Cleopatra is beautiful... ... but that's the way Julius Caesar.
14. How do you make a Caesar salad from a salad? You stab it 23 times
15. How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars.

Julius Caesar Jokes

Here is a list of funny julius caesar jokes and even better julius caesar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Julius Caesar say after he made love to his wife Veni
• How do we know Julius Caesar wasn't gay? Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler
• Julius Caesar famously had a quick nap before crossing the Rubicon the rest is history
• Sometimes I envy Julius Caesar... He died surrounded by all of his friends.
• What were Julius Caesar's dying words? name... a salad.... after me...ahhh
• What is the similarity between Julius Caesar and Tifa Lockhart? Both of them were witnessed getting impaled in the Italian senate...
• Last Halloween i dressed up as Julius Caesar, and my friends ditched me Talk about getting stabbed in the back
• What did Julius Caesar say towards the end of a passionate night with Cleopatra? "Veni."
• What did Julius Caesar say when the French tribesmen rebelled against him? I can't believe you had the Gaul to do this.
  You're driving me in-Seine. I can't handle this Rhine now.
• One day in August, Julius Caesar was standing on the balcony in his palace, watching the leaves drop silently from the trees. He was witnessing….The Fall of the Roman Empire.

Caesar Salad Jokes

Here is a list of funny caesar salad jokes and even better caesar salad puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you turn a garden salad into a caesar salad? Stab it a bunch of times.
• I got stabbed by my friends at lunch today Guess I shouldn't have ordered the Caesar salad
• I made a Salad for 23 people to destroy It was a Caesar salad
• What did Shakespeare eat for lunch? Caesar salad.
• Any salad can be a Caesar salad so long as you stab it enough times.
• What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad
• How do you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it 23 times.
• Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
• A hen laid eyes on some pieces of lettuce. The chicken caesar salad.
• What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad.

Little Caesar Jokes

Here is a list of funny little caesar jokes and even better little caesar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Hey girl are you Little Caesar's? Cus you're hot and I'm ready
• How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With little Caesars.
  Credit goes to Burnie Burns who told this joke on a podcast.
• What do you call Italian children with epilepsy? Little Caesars
• I like my women like my Little Caesar's pizza Hot and ready
• What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars.
• What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's
• I like my girls like I like my little Caesars pizza Hot and ready when I walk in
• What do Mexican's use to cut their pizza? Lil' Caesar's!! (little scissors)
• What do south americans use to cut pizza? Little caesars
• What's the best way to deliver a cheesy joke? Show up at someone's house with Little Caesar's.

Fun-Filled Caesar Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about caesar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little caesar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caesar pranks.