The Best 22 Cadillac Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cadillac jokes. There are some cadillac lamborghini jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cadillac car puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cadillac Jokes and Puns

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?"

The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac?

Cadillac seats 5.

Cadillac joke, What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac?

What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Kennedy wasn't really a fan of GM

He wouldn't be caught dead in a Cadillac.


What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What's big, black and loaded with aids?

A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.

Cadillac joke, What's big, black and loaded with aids?

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What's wrong with 5 Clinton supporters driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?

The car holds 6. (It also works for Trump supporters- try it!)

What does Elvis Presley do after sex?

He buys a new Cadillac for her sixteenth birthday

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 100 yards without hitting a tree.

What's the shame in 5 people going off a cliff in a Cadillac?

Cadillac's seat 6.

What do you call the guy who designed the Cadillac Cimmaron?

A Cadillac Converter.

Did you hear they got rid of air bags in the new Cadillac?

It now features a Velcro headrest!

A professor asked one of his automotive students if he knew what the definition of "mixed emotions" was...

The student said "watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Cadillac."

Cadillac joke, A professor asked one of his automotive students if he knew what the definition of "mixed emotions"

I finally bought something today I've wanted since 1998...

A 1998 Cadillac.

Why did russian oligarch buy new Cadillac 1 week after buying 1 already

Full Ashtray

New Kind Of Car

At the bar, Tom and Bill were talking. My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the radiator from a Lexus, and tires from a Ford," said Tom.


What did he get?" asked Bill.


Two years, said Tom


Dirty dead baby jokes?

My dad told me some pretty bad ones, so I guess let's collectively get them out there

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?

A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

A: I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

I just got a Cadillac for my partner

Best trade ever

Mr. Tom was teaching his class about abstract nouns.

He explained how abstract nouns refer to something you can think of, but can't touch. He then asked a student sitting at the back of the class for an example.

*"My father's Cadillac."*

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