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38 cadillac jokes and hilarious cadillac puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cadillac that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cadillac Short Jokes

Short cadillac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cadillac humour may include short vehicle jokes also.

  1. What's big, black and loaded with aids? A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.
  2. A professor asked one of his automotive students if he knew what the definition of "mixed emotions" was... The student said "watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Cadillac."
  3. What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 100 yards without hitting a tree.
  4. Did you hear they got rid of air bags in the new Cadillac? It now features a Velcro headrest!
  5. What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac seats 5.
  6. What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :(
  7. What's wrong with 5 Clinton supporters driving a Cadillac off of a cliff? The car holds 6. (It also works for Trump supporters- try it!)
  8. Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
    A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
  9. Whats wrong with four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac seats five.
  10. What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian h**...? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Cadillac One Liners

Which cadillac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cadillac? I can suggest the ones about convertible and ford.

  1. Hear about the Cadillac-worshipping Satanist? He sold his soul to the Deville.
  2. I just got a Cadillac for my partner Best trade ever
  3. What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac.
  4. What do you call a car made out of Canadian money? A CADillac.
  5. I finally bought something today I've wanted since 1998... A 1998 Cadillac.
  6. What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back? An escalador.
  7. Kennedy wasn't really a fan of GM He wouldn't be caught dead in a Cadillac.
  8. Why did russian oligarch buy new Cadillac 1 week after buying 1 already Full Ashtray
  9. What do you call the guy who designed the Cadillac Cimmaron? A Cadillac Converter.
  10. What's the shame in 5 people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6.
  11. No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a dyslexic P-U-M-P
  12. What does Pontiac stand for? Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
  13. If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's? Jew-boats.
  14. What does Elvis Presley do after s**...? He buys a new Cadillac for her sixteenth birthday
  15. What's wrong with four black guys going over a cliff in a Cadillac? n**...

Cadillac joke, What's wrong with four black guys going over a cliff in a Cadillac? n**...

The Funniest Cadillac Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about cadillac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dealership jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cadillac pranks.

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?"
The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

After five months on the job, a new employee believes he deserves a huge raise and decides to ask his boss.

And how much of a raise do you want? asks his boss.
I'm thinking an extra $10,000 a year, says the employee.
The boss nods. Sounds about right. And what would you say to a package of ten weeks vacation, 20 paid holidays, and a company car leased every two years, say, a silver Cadillac?
The employee sits up straight. Wow! he says. Are you kidding?
* Yes, but you started it. *

So, a Frenchman, an American and a Russian are at a car show.

Frenchman looks at the show car and says "we French also have good cars. At home we drive Citroen, but when we go abroad we drive the luxurious Renault".
The American agrees, and says "we also drive Ford pickups at home, but abroad we drive Cadillacs to impress".
The Russian thinks for a bit and says: "_da_, in Russia we drive Lada. In other countries, we drive T-72."

Mr. Tom was teaching his class about abstract nouns.

He explained how abstract nouns refer to something you can think of, but can't touch. He then asked a student sitting at the back of the class for an example.
*"My father's Cadillac."*

Auto

John: "My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth."
Dave: "Really? What did he get?"
John: "Fifteen years."

Dirty dead baby jokes?

My dad told me some pretty bad ones, so I guess let's collectively get them out there
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
A: I don't kiss my girlfriend after s**....

New Kind Of Car

At the bar, Tom and Bill were talking. My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the radiator from a Lexus, and tires from a Ford," said Tom.

What did he get?" asked Bill.

Two years, said Tom

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