The Best 5 Cadets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cadets jokes. There are some cadets lieutenants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cadets impale puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cadets Jokes and Puns

A drill sergeant and his cadet..

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets. As he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"

I was hesitant to join the Navy Cadets, afraid I wouldn't make any friends

But need not worry. We were all in the same boat.

A Russian officer is giving his cadets a lesson about chemistry.

He says: "Cadets, write down: the temperature of boiling water is 90°."

One of the privates replies, "Comrade praporshchik, you're mistaken — it's 100°!"

The officer consults his handbook, and then announces, "Right, 100°. It is a *right angle* that boils at 90°."

I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts

The amount of space cadets I come across is startling

[OC] Space Force

Trump announced he is going to create a 6th division of the military called the Space Force. I actually think he might be good at that, he is experienced at hiring space cadets.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cadets battalion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cadets marines piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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