The Best 5 Cadet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cadet jokes. There are some cadet platoon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cadet general puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Cadet Jokes and Puns

A sea cadet is being examined: "Suppose you're at sea and a storm comes up, what would you do?"

Cadet: I'd throw out an anchor.

Examiner: And what if another storm comes up.

Cadet: I'd throw out another anchor.

Examiner: But what if an even bigger storm comes up?

Cadet: I throw out an even bigger anchor.

Examiner: But where are you getting all your anchors from?

Cadet: The same place you're getting your storms.

A drill sergeant and his cadet..

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets. As he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"

"For your final police recruit evaluation,"

"there are six rounds in the cylinder" the Sergeant said as he slid a revolver across the desk. "I want you to go shoot five black men and a rabbit".

The puzzled prospective cadet responded, "A rabbit, sir?"

The Sergeant shot up from his seat with an outstretched hand, "welcome to the force, son!"

A Drill sergeant chewed out one of his cadet

The Sarge smiled and said I guess when I die you'll dance on my grave

The cadet shakes his head, Not me Sarge I promised myself that when I got out of the army I'd never stand in line again

ROTC PT drill instructor: "Are you TIRED of doing pushups yet, cadet!? "

"Tired as an 18-wheeler, sir!"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cadet colonel puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cadet soldier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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