Caddy Jokes
15 caddy jokes and hilarious caddy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caddy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Caddy Short Jokes
Short caddy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caddy humour may include short tee jokes also.
- Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!" Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence
- I'm not a professional caddy or anything.... but I think tiger woods probably should've used a driver.
- I kept trying to give my caddy a tip after my last round of golf, but he refused. Apparently after watching me play, he only wanted money.
- A man in a wheechair is playing golf... His caddy walks up and says "Hello sir! What is your handicap?"
- A golfer to his caddy: 'How would you have played that last shot, caddy?'
'Under an assumed name.' - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth." - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long." - Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth." - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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Caddy One Liners
Which caddy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caddy? I can suggest the ones about par and golf.
- They always claim that golf is a sport for lady people... My caddy seems to disagree...
- Have you heard of the golf player who shot his mexican caddy? He made a hole in Juan.
- What do you call a fisherman's caddy? A master baiter
- Can't stand my ball caddy... drives me nuts
Fun-Filled Caddy Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about caddy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fore jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caddy pranks.
Golf
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back at him and says, I don't think you could keep your head down that long.
Four priests decided to enjoy the beautiful weather and went golfing in polo shirts and khakis.
However, their game was not going well, and after a series of terrible shots, the caddy asked, "Are you guys priests?"
"Yes, we are," replied one of the priests, "Why?"
'Because,' said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."
On the green of the 18th hole after a horrible day of golf...
The golfer says to his caddy: "I swear, if I don't make this putt I'm going to drown myself in the water hazard". To which his caddy replied: "You think you can keep your head down that long?"
