Caddies Jokes
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An engineer, a doctor and a priest were playing golf.
A f**... was playing ahead of them and each man had his own personal ball spotter lining them up and then taking them to their ball.
The game was moving extremely slow and the men were starting to become annoyed.
The head golf pro showed up to see how the men were doing. The priest, being curious asked the pro what the deal with the men was.
The pro answered that the four men were firefighters that lost their eyesight in the clubhouse fire the year before. Because of this they get to play for free and get their own caddies.
The priest hearing this was saddened and said he would pray every night for the men.
The doctor then said that we would do everything in his power to find a way to get these men's eyesight back to them.
The engineer then asked the pro why the men can't play at night.
A guy goes to his local golf course...
The club pro asks him if he wants to try out one of their experimental new robot caddies...on the house.
"Sure, why not?" the man says.
He returns after playing 18 holes and raves to the club pro about the caddy. The robot gave him swing tips throughout the round and always chose the perfect club for each shot. It was the best round of his life!
He returns the next weekend and excitedly requests a robot caddy from the club pro.
"Unfortunately, we had to dispose of all seven of our robot caddies recently", said the club pro.
"What!?, why!?" exclaimed the man.
"Well, the chrome plating of the robots was very shiny and, on sunny days, it was distracting some of our older members", said the club pro.
"That's simple! Why didn't you just paint them black??" Screamed the man.
"We tried that", the club pro said. "Six of them didn't show up for work the next day and the seventh robbed the pro shop!"
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