The Best 12 Cadaver Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cadaver jokes. There are some cadaver morgue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cadaver pathologist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cadaver Jokes and Puns

My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school.

She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.

A doctor ordered a cadaver...

...for his med students to dissect. When it arrived, the doctor noticed it was missing an organ.

I guess you could say his package was de-livered. ^I'm^sorry

When that guy has sex with his wife on a motorcycle he's "cool."

When I do it I'm "absconding with the cadaver."

Cadaver joke, When that guy has sex with his wife on a motorcycle he's "cool."

What do you call a dead magician?

Abra Cadaver.

What did the magician say just before he pulled a dead rabbit out of his hat?

Abra Cadaver.


"Hey man, you want this body?" Asked the serial killer.

"Nah, you cadaver."

What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?

*A Vader Cadaver*

Cadaver joke, What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?

My wife was so upset when I brought a basket full of cadaver feet home from the morgue the week before Christmas...

I thought they'd make great stocking-stuffers.

Women. I just can't read 'em.

My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school.

She's a cadaver.

What do you get when you use the 3rd Unforgivable Curse on a pornstar?

Erotic cadaver.

Why did the jealous coroner kill his girlfriend?

So he cadaver all to himself.

You can explore cadaver mortician reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cadaver mortuary dad jokes. There are also cadaver puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I keep getting threatened by a dead woman...

Reckon I cadaver though.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cadaver pneis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cadaver posterity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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