The Best 5 Cactuses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cactuses jokes. There are some cactuses antisemitic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cactuses cacti puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Cactuses Jokes and Puns

Why are coyotes howling in the night?

Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.

2 cactuses are talking to each other

One of them asks the other, "Hey, do you know how to speak the human language?"

To which he responds, "yeah it's easy, they always say ouch!"

I asked my friend "do you like my shirt with pictures of cactuses?"

He said "cacti"

"never mind the tie, what do you think of the shirt?"

A man comes home...

... To his wife repotting cactuses and succulents

"Allo Vera"

I said to my co-worker "How do you like my new shirt with cactuses on it?". He said "Cacti".

I said "I only asked about the shirt".


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cactuses succulent puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cactuses wearin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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