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Cactuses Jokes

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I dropped my cactus the other day

Worst part is, I caught it

Why are coyotes howling in the night?

Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.

Here's a joke my 5yo told us last night

What do you call a pineapple with no yellow part?
A cactus.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard
...I'll see myself out

Me: How much for the goth cucumber?

Clerk: That's a cactus.

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