Cactus Jokes

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Funniest Cactus Short Jokes

Short cactus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cactus humour may include short cabbage jokes also.

1. Here's a joke my 5yo told us last night What do you call a pineapple with no yellow part?
   A cactus.
2. I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing... But I can't put my finger on it.
3. 2 cactuses are talking to each other One of them asks the other, "Hey, do you know how to speak the human language?"
   To which he responds, "yeah it's easy, they always say ouch!"
4. Bob the cactus is talking to his wife, Mandy. Mandy says: "You're so selfish. You have to remember that it's cact-US."
   Bob responds: "Actually, the plural of cactus is catc-I."
5. I asked my friend "do you like my shirt with pictures of cactuses?" He said "cacti"
   "never mind the tie, what do you think of the shirt?"
6. Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus They say its bark is worse than its bite.
7. What do you call a gender confused cactus that relocates to another country? A trans plant.
8. If Mexican restaurants have taught me anything it's that people in Mexico only sleep with their back to a cactus while wearing a forward slanted sombrero.
9. So a cactus walks into a bar and shouts "BOO" Everyone then got really...pricky
10. What does a cactus smell like when you get close? It smells like blood.

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Cactus One Liners

Which cactus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cactus? I can suggest the ones about cucumber and palm tree.

1. I dropped my cactus the other day Worst part is, I caught it
2. Why are coyotes howling in the night? Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
3. Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard
   ...I'll see myself out
4. Me: How much for the goth cucumber? Clerk: That's a cactus.
5. What do you call a human that's now a cactus? A transplant.
6. Hey man, how much for the goth cucumber? Sir, that's a cactus.
7. Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks.
8. I ate a cactus today... It had a ''Sharp taste!''
9. What do you call a lot of cactus? A cac-ton
10. Why did the cactus have no friends? Because he was a no-pal.
11. What did one Northern cactus say to the other Northern cactus? 'Allo Vera
12. What do you call a feline sitting in a planter? A cactus.
13. What did the food critic call the cactus pie? A succulent meal.
14. What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus? A porcupine.
15. A man comes home... ... To his wife repotting cactuses and succulents
    "Allo Vera"

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What funny jokes about cactus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean desert jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cactus pranks.