The Best 6 Cacti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cacti jokes. There are some cacti desert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cacti prick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cacti Jokes and Puns

My dad used to tell the ultimate dad joke passed on by his Native American father from Arizona.

"You boys know how all these cacti got their name?"

*sigh* "No dad how did they decide on a name?"

"Well, when the first Native American tried the water from them, he exclaimed 'Yucca!'"

(Yucca is the name of an abundant species of cacti found in Arizona)

(I cringed when I heard this and I loved my grandfather very much so I understand any negative reaction)

I asked my friend "do you like my shirt with pictures of cactuses?"

He said "cacti"

"never mind the tie, what do you think of the shirt?"

What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?

SuccuLent

What do you call a cacti in heat?

Thorny.

If one cacti is a cactus, is a single broccoli a broccolus?

Just some food for thought.


I said to my co-worker "How do you like my new shirt with cactuses on it?". He said "Cacti".

I said "I only asked about the shirt".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cacti thorns jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cacti releaf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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