Cact Jokes
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Hilarious Fun Cact Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
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2 cactuses are talking to each other
One of them asks the other, "Hey, do you know how to speak the human language?"
To which he responds, "yeah it's easy, they always say ouch!"
Why did the cactus have no friends?
Because he was a no-pal.
So a cactus walks into a bar and shouts "BOO"
Everyone then got really...pricky
What does a cactus smell like when you get close?
It smells like blood.
What did the cactus say to his wife?
'Aloe Vera!
Where did the cactus go for an abortion?
Plant Parenthood
If one cacti is a cactus, is a single broccoli a broccolus?
Just some food for thought.
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