The Best 7 Cact Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cact jokes. There are some cact reconsider jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cact male puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cact Jokes and Puns

2 cactuses are talking to each other

One of them asks the other, "Hey, do you know how to speak the human language?"

To which he responds, "yeah it's easy, they always say ouch!"

Why did the cactus have no friends?

Because he was a no-pal.

What does a cactus smell like when you get close?

It smells like blood.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

'Aloe Vera!

So a cactus walks into a bar and shouts "BOO"

Everyone then got really...pricky


Where did the cactus go for an abortion?

Plant Parenthood

If one cacti is a cactus, is a single broccoli a broccolus?

Just some food for thought.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cact arizona jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cact porcupine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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