Cackle Jokes
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At family weddings my aunt's would jab me in the ribs and cackle "you're next".
They stopped when I started doing it to them at funerals.
The Third Wish
An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and whom he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: Now your third wish. What will it be?
Third wish? The man was baffled. How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?
You've had two wishes already, the hag said, but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. She cackled at the poor berk. So it is that you have one wish left.
All right, said the man, I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am.
Funny, said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. That was your first wish.
From Planescape: Torment
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