Cache Jokes

Funniest Cache Short Jokes

Short cache jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cache humour may include short storage jokes also.

1. There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer science 0: Naming things
   1: Cache invalidation
   2: Off by one errors
2. A new cache of pencils chewed by shakespeare have been found The bard apparently chewed them so much, he couldnt tell if they were 2B or not 2B
3. What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources? A Cache-Advance
4. A programming joke There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and
5. Got called a homophone after leaving a bad review on a store's website. Look, eye don't care who cells the product. If it brakes, I won't by it with my hard urned cache!
6. A robot walks into a fancy restaurant and refuses to pay It ran out of cache and it wasn't worth a few bytes.
7. What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease? One is a runt with a cache.
8. What did the CPU say to the RAM? Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
9. On the fifth day to election, the public gave to me... Five Gallup polls
   Four awful choices
   Three Trump Steaks
   Two more WikiLeaks
   And a cache of Clinton emails!
10. The creator of CCleaner has been caught with charges of money laundering. He claims he was just cleaning out his cache.

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Cache One Liners

Which cache one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cache? I can suggest the ones about memory and hash.

1. Two CPU's walk into a bar... Which one pays?
   [the one with more cache](#s)
2. What did the data say to the CPU? Cache me outside
3. Why did the software developer go broke? He used up all his cache !
4. What currency do processes use to bribe the processor? They use cache
5. Why did the Computer Engineer retire young? He had a lot of cache.
6. What makes a software developer feel rich? Their Cache
7. Why don't scammers carry wallets? Because they don't keep cache.
8. What did one web browser say to another during a fight? Cache me outside, how bout dat.
9. What does one processor tell another? Cache me outside how 'bout dat?
10. What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews.
11. Why was the Jew's browser running so slow? he refused to delete his cache.
12. How do IT technicians prefer to be paid? Cache in hand.
13. Why are modern computer processors idle most of the time? The have loads of cache.
14. What did the IT girl say to her boyfriend. I need to clean my cache.
15. What do you call a nut that in a collection of items? A Cache-ew

Great Cache Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about cache you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mailbox jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cache pranks.